Thursday, January 25, 2007

The guy with George Bush on his wall.

Wouldn't the title of this post make a great song sung by someone like, Panic at the Disco?

Edited to add: I put this entire story in my fantabulous book, so I took it off here.

Sad, I know.


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17 comments:

DawnABon said...

Oh my heavens. My chest got all tight reading that. How UNCOMFORTABLE and AWKWARD!

"you're my sweetie."

The Horror!

CPA Mom said...

You win.

Angie said...

I am laughing so hard. This has made changing mega poopy diapers not so bad this morning.

P.S.Will you think I am a dork if I told I have the constitution, bill of rights and declaration of independence in very nice wooden frames that match my home decor?

Rachel said...

OMG I am LMAO over here. I am totally scared to start dating again now!!! You have much more patience than I do, cuz I wouldn't have lasted past dinner!

Rachel said...

OMG I am LMAO over here. I am totally scared to start dating again now!!! You have much more patience than I do, cuz I wouldn't have lasted past dinner!

Rachel said...

OMG I am LMAO over here. I am totally scared to start dating again now!!! You have much more patience than I do, cuz I wouldn't have lasted past dinner!

Rachel said...

OMG I am LMAO over here. I am totally scared to start dating again now!!! You have much more patience than I do, cuz I wouldn't have lasted past dinner!

Brown Eyed Girl said...

In the Dorky department...you win.

My "KING Tool" of internet dates was more psycho than dorky.

But my GOD....you have much more patience than me..I didn't even last through dinner once.

Rachel said...

OMG I am LMAO over here. I am totally scared to start dating again now!!! You have much more patience than I do, cuz I wouldn't have lasted past dinner!

Emma in Canada said...

Oh, I was thrilled to read more about the Bush lover. That was hilarious!

The Keeper of Cheerios said...

oh, wow! how funny! hahaha. lol! that was great.

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

That is one seriously funny story. However, you freaked out Rachel so much that she posted the exact same response 5 times!

Still funny, though.

Em said...

This is perhaps the funniest date story I've ever read! This is wonderful. I can not imagine how you made it through the evening without breaking into giggles. If there were an award for those who have to endure bad dates, you would win!

my4kids said...

Again you remind me why I am glad I didn't do a lot of dating before I married my hubby!

velocibadgergirl said...

You'd better be putting all of these into your novel, because if you're not, I'll cut you!

KiKi said...

MMMMMMMMMMMWAH! (kiss)

OMG. I know this is a really old post but I've been going back in time reading your stuff and this made me break a rib. I might need to take a sedative, I can't stop laughing and my throat and sides hurt...................hahahahhaa

Tristana said...

Well said.