tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post4885880013536764476..comments2023-11-05T05:39:45.583-05:00Comments on Jason. For the love of God.: Everything is everything.That Chick Over Therehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03066031548129806050noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-38918799143471347872008-07-11T06:43:00.000-05:002008-07-11T06:43:00.000-05:00I so do not know any jokes, how pathetic is that?I so do not know any jokes, how pathetic is that?Amy Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16889460762363255735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-88950426759560674122008-07-10T22:21:00.000-05:002008-07-10T22:21:00.000-05:00Yeah that Sallie Mae -- she has my ta-tas in a vic...Yeah that Sallie Mae -- she has my ta-tas in a vice too. I went back to school to get my Master's four years ago, and now I've been paying her for two years. I'll be 50 this year, so maybe I'll get her paid back by -- oh -- maybe the time I retire?!? Hell, I'll probably be paying her with my social security checks!! GEESH. LOLBandKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10111197063546332024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-27580111648031476632008-07-10T22:12:00.000-05:002008-07-10T22:12:00.000-05:00We are still stuck on knock knock jokes. The one ...We are still stuck on knock knock jokes. The one about the orange and the banana. God help me. LOL<BR/>And I hear you about Sallie Mae. Why doesn't she just go away?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-55912663561112311922008-07-10T21:18:00.000-05:002008-07-10T21:18:00.000-05:00One of my favorite jokes...What does a pig put on ...One of my favorite jokes...<BR/><BR/>What does a pig put on a pimple?<BR/><BR/>oinkment.<BR/><BR/>hehehehe~Sherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11964655278593194928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-56544266506939455582008-07-10T20:21:00.000-05:002008-07-10T20:21:00.000-05:00Ebaby's joke of the week:Why did the banana go to ...Ebaby's joke of the week:<BR/><BR/>Why did the banana go to the doctor?<BR/><BR/>Because he wasn't peeling well.Bethanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695662344180959776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-64767017353679393612008-07-10T17:50:00.000-05:002008-07-10T17:50:00.000-05:00Mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Ge...Mushroom walks into a bar. <BR/><BR/>The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve your kind here."<BR/><BR/>The mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi(fun guy)?"<BR/><BR/>Get it? <BR/><BR/>Sorry. Pretty lame but I'm trying!Keethahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10391755322320140235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-26537754012891541242008-07-10T14:35:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:35:00.000-05:00Hate these gloomy days...having one myself.The boo...Hate these gloomy days...having one myself.<BR/><BR/>The book though? I think the lack of excitement is because it's not -you-. You aren't distilling the essence of your thoughts, humour, and whatnot into it. Takes some of the joy away, I imagine. A good gig, but it's not the big one in many ways.Kimberly Vanderhorsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01653757517652257445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-47842002072267139632008-07-10T14:32:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:32:00.000-05:00Q = Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A = Becaus...Q = Why did the cookie go to the doctor?<BR/>A = Because he felt crumby.<BR/><BR/>Feel better soon!Diannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877233935687228405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-70091409327455209072008-07-10T14:26:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:26:00.000-05:00When I want to cheer up there are 3 movies that ma...When I want to cheer up there are 3 movies that make me laugh my ass off:<BR/><BR/>1- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (the first one is stupid, only the second one will do.)<BR/><BR/>2- The 40-Year Old Virgin<BR/><BR/>3- Wedding Crashers<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure if you find these types of movies funny but they crack me up.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08707434221124126774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-76225747656854100632008-07-10T14:06:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:06:00.000-05:00How many kids with A.D.H.D does it take to change ...How many kids with A.D.H.D does it take to change a light bulb><BR/>Wanna ride bikes?<BR/>get it hahahahDenisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03519732798505354256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-80461821392627750202008-07-10T13:58:00.000-05:002008-07-10T13:58:00.000-05:00This is a long one, but cute.So a duck walks into ...This is a long one, but cute.<BR/><BR/>So a duck walks into a bar, hops up on the bar, and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"<BR/><BR/>The bartender looks at the duck, and says, "No, this is a bar; we don't have grapes. Now go away!"<BR/><BR/>The duck hops down and walks out of the bar.<BR/><BR/>Next day, same time, here comes the duck. He hops up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"<BR/><BR/>The bartender is irritated with the duck by now, and says, "Look duck, we didn't have grapes yesterday and we don't have grapes today! Now get out of here, and if you come in here one more time and ask for grapes, I'm gonna nail your silly little webbed feet to the floor!"<BR/><BR/>So the duck hops down from the bar and walks out.<BR/><BR/>Next day, same time, the bartender can't believe it -- here comes the duck again!<BR/><BR/>The duck walks in, hops up on the bar, and says to the bartender, "Got any nails?" <BR/><BR/>Surprised and confused, the bartender, says, "Un, no-o-o-o."<BR/><BR/>Duck says, "Good! Got any grapes?"<BR/><BR/>Heh. Yeah I know it's bad. LOL Still makes me laugh every time, though.BandKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10111197063546332024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-37338132111550755032008-07-10T13:02:00.000-05:002008-07-10T13:02:00.000-05:00Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't h...Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?<BR/><BR/>He didn't have the guts to do it.<BR/><BR/>My 9 year old told me that one...lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-80613745387012704442008-07-10T12:23:00.000-05:002008-07-10T12:23:00.000-05:00What do you get when you cross a brown chicken wit...What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? <BR/>.... brownchickenbrowncow - Yeah, that one doesn't translate well in writing. You gotta do the punchline just right. Anyway, it sounds like you could use a vacation. Hope things look up soon.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00569058594666468545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-63976564248705113802008-07-10T11:37:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:37:00.000-05:00What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind t...What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind that hits the windshield?<BR/><BR/>His butt.Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08729503147294461398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-38621680653009666362008-07-10T11:25:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:25:00.000-05:00What is the 2nd job?I sent you an email joke that ...What is the 2nd job?<BR/><BR/>I sent you an email joke that you will like. Office humor!<BR/><BR/>That's a good joke Boy Child!CPA Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04061480718263842210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-85410935794624417692008-07-10T11:17:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:17:00.000-05:00I am at a blank on the joke. ((hugs)) :)I am at a blank on the joke. ((hugs)) :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-43235162312700474342008-07-10T11:13:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:13:00.000-05:00A couple weeks ago my husband was down in the dump...A couple weeks ago my husband was down in the dumps--for the same reason you're talking about--the crappy economy making life hard. I don't know any great jokes, but I do know some weird little songs, so I sang him a few. All these years we've been together, he did not know I knew weird little songs. He laughed. <BR/><BR/>I hope the energy appears for all this you've got to do. A flash of inspiration to get the writing rolling, something. --VAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-13264372080732953502008-07-10T11:03:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:03:00.000-05:00Well, here are two of Kaylea's favorites:Why did t...Well, here are two of Kaylea's favorites:<BR/><BR/>Why did the chicken cross the road?<BR/>To get to the other side!<BR/>Why did the gum cross the road?<BR/>It was stuck to the chicken!!!!<BR/><BR/>Why did Piglet stick his head in the toilet?<BR/>He was looking for Pooh!!!!!<BR/><BR/>I hope Kaylea made you smile ;)Jenniluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489729996806198486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-4571727529629304022008-07-10T11:00:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:00:00.000-05:00Oh my favorite as a kid...How do you make a kleene...Oh my favorite as a kid...<BR/><BR/>How do you make a kleenex dance?<BR/><BR/>Put a little boogie in it. <BR/><BR/>Now rub a little dirt on it and hope it all gets better, hon. Because eventually it will as not encouraging as that reads.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-23514677678427958492008-07-10T10:59:00.000-05:002008-07-10T10:59:00.000-05:00Q. What did the bug say after it hit the windshiel...Q. What did the bug say after it hit the windshield?<BR/><BR/>A. "I haven't got the guts to do that again."<BR/><BR/><BR/>Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?<BR/><BR/>A. They taste funny.<BR/><BR/>((((((Chick))))) Feel better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-21965706647244035042008-07-10T10:53:00.000-05:002008-07-10T10:53:00.000-05:00did you hear about the two peanuts walking through...did you hear about the two peanuts walking through central park late at night?<BR/><BR/>one was a salted.<BR/><BR/>hope the glooms go away.Franniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08321931257540384323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-9833206431539401622008-07-10T10:18:00.000-05:002008-07-10T10:18:00.000-05:00Q: What do you give a snake with allergies?A: Anti...Q: What do you give a snake with allergies?<BR/><BR/>A: Anti-HISSSSSSSSSSSSS-tamines<BR/><BR/><BR/>hahahahaha<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry you're having a rough time. **HUGS**Dawn~a~Bonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03579654260254491401noreply@blogger.com