tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post6692418117957678733..comments2023-11-05T05:39:45.583-05:00Comments on Jason. For the love of God.: Don't be like this.That Chick Over Therehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03066031548129806050noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-13370277839888267772008-06-19T06:28:00.000-05:002008-06-19T06:28:00.000-05:00These are the same people who drive up to a mail b...These are the same people who drive up to a mail box and then write the check, look for stamps, fill out the envelope, and then FINALLY drop the letter in the box. Hoopee Doo Dah!Victoria Dehlbomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05535714825614314988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-71929930124822457352008-06-13T09:42:00.000-05:002008-06-13T09:42:00.000-05:00way to tell the truth. i can't relate about being ...way to tell the truth. i can't relate about being a mom (yet) but people like that drive me nuts. its like get out of the way, conduct business, and make it short and sweet. we have other things to do. although i have run across a few blogs that just insisted that their little darlings were angels, even though they complained every day about things that they just 'couldnt make them stop doing'. i finally quit reading them because my blood pressure would go up about 35 points every time i did. toxic. so thanks for being a 'real' mom and expecting your kids to be human. god help the people that just think their 1.5 year old is 'my equal' --the kid still shits themselves and can't pour their own drink. let alone drive, contribute to the economy, or hold a conversation about politics or gas prices. they're NOT your equal! they are your CHILDREN and you're supposed to raise them as such, not as your bff, you know! rock on Chick!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04474928571871603804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-90819576114782555342008-06-12T18:50:00.000-05:002008-06-12T18:50:00.000-05:00You know what the best part is? If Self-Involved ...You know what the best part is? If Self-Involved Mom read this, she'd nod, knowingly, and say "Oh my god, I KNOW bitches like this!!"<BR/><BR/>(By the way, hi there! I'm Ginny, long time lurker, first time commenter. I think I'm in serious like with your blog, and it's going in my reader.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-8612312568305386222008-06-12T16:31:00.000-05:002008-06-12T16:31:00.000-05:00Yea, it wouldn't help. But it's nice to dream.The...Yea, it wouldn't help. But it's nice to dream.<BR/><BR/>The other day, I said, "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" in front of my kids, and they peed themselves. Apparently, that's the funniest thing I ever said, and Willis is the funniest name ever.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-43476535957815055342008-06-12T13:33:00.000-05:002008-06-12T13:33:00.000-05:00LMAO. That was just too darn good....LMAO. That was just too darn good....Sarcasta-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00481007617535972530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-55029890604969830582008-06-12T11:46:00.000-05:002008-06-12T11:46:00.000-05:00YEE HAW!!That's how they say "Hallelujah!" in Texa...YEE HAW!!<BR/><BR/>That's how they say "Hallelujah!" in Texas!<BR/><BR/>You Go Girl!<BR/><BR/>Blessings.Alpha Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16073731050596870101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-14860292712062191562008-06-11T21:57:00.000-05:002008-06-11T21:57:00.000-05:00love the whiskey, tango, foxtrot... you must watch...love the whiskey, tango, foxtrot... you must watch the real world???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-59063272706747216052008-06-11T20:58:00.000-05:002008-06-11T20:58:00.000-05:00Clearly you are over the discovery that not everyo...Clearly you are over the discovery that not everyone is a douchebag and back on the rant. Welcome back. We who are about to deal with all the douchebags in the world salute you.Wenderinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07340237940859669413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-28112441052614499752008-06-11T19:48:00.000-05:002008-06-11T19:48:00.000-05:00Oh, damn. When you go to bitch-slap this woman? Ca...Oh, damn. When you go to bitch-slap this woman? Call me. I want to help.<BR/><BR/>Whiskey, tango, foxtrot.<BR/><BR/>You slay me.Coal Miner's Granddaughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14320077738770745217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-11434082406860184352008-06-11T18:33:00.000-05:002008-06-11T18:33:00.000-05:00The answer is simple: next time she gets out of he...The answer is simple: next time she gets out of her car, run her over. At least this way, shell deserve the attention.<BR/><BR/>BTW, I peed my pants reading this. You must keep up this blog even after your first novel is published.KiKihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935706632626613446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-8338866609162069002008-06-11T16:50:00.000-05:002008-06-11T16:50:00.000-05:00Uh. I think that might have been my neighbor.Uh. I think that might have been my neighbor.Triciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10715187918892679058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-25390343687753642742008-06-11T15:59:00.000-05:002008-06-11T15:59:00.000-05:00Yep, I know her. Willis will grow up to be a vind...Yep, I know her. Willis will grow up to be a vindictive loser with a huge sense of entitlement. Hopefully he will remain single and not inflict his misery on some poor unsuspecting woman.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07186635305290587700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-21615141470206604212008-06-11T14:06:00.000-05:002008-06-11T14:06:00.000-05:00This is the first post i read, and I'm hooked on y...This is the first post i read, and I'm hooked on your blog, thats hilariously true. I personally have not encountered one in my life as a parent but in my line of work, i see them all the time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-60748180532273255542008-06-11T13:30:00.000-05:002008-06-11T13:30:00.000-05:00I'm pretty sure I've met this woman before.Whiskey...I'm pretty sure I've met this woman before.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot.<BR/>ROFLMAO.<BR/><BR/>Oh. My. Frog, Chick. You do make me laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-71164275889083018182008-06-11T13:28:00.000-05:002008-06-11T13:28:00.000-05:00I don't have kids so I don't know self-involved mo...I don't have kids so I don't know self-involved mom, however, I do know self-involved co-worker and self-involved relative. They drive me nuts! Nothing an AK47 and a roof top wouldn't fix.Kikihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08779467041953035046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-62627421884601757262008-06-11T13:23:00.000-05:002008-06-11T13:23:00.000-05:00I am pretty sure this woman is the mother of all t...I am pretty sure this woman is the mother of all the other children at my kids school, I'm not sure how she accomplished this but.. being that she is so special and so much more important than me she is capable of anything!Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13609617319932077616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-85179305964421601092008-06-11T12:51:00.000-05:002008-06-11T12:51:00.000-05:00Applause! I love that you wrote Whisky Tango Foxt...Applause! I love that you wrote Whisky Tango Foxtrot. You are so awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-8949859860075195502008-06-11T12:32:00.000-05:002008-06-11T12:32:00.000-05:00Holy crap. That was awesome.I know you don't live ...Holy crap. That was awesome.<BR/><BR/>I know you don't live near me, yet I have spotted Self-Involved Mom (yes, the same one) in my neighborhood. She must be a magical, mystical creature.Robynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06669859538951068032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-60370268649886184442008-06-11T12:27:00.000-05:002008-06-11T12:27:00.000-05:00LOL........there are Moms like this at my son's da...LOL........there are Moms like this at my son's daycare. There are 20 parking spaces but they have to park practically on TOP of me so I have to squeeze my fat ass through and then I get a dirty look from them. They have to rebrush "precious ones" hair and redo her bow and fix their hootchie skirt and clop into the daycare in their 4 inch heels. GAG.kristihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17987700142247888708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-27469937280002821382008-06-11T11:57:00.000-05:002008-06-11T11:57:00.000-05:00Those SIMs are everywhere! I can't stand being nea...Those SIMs are everywhere! I can't stand being near them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-28551228652412873292008-06-11T11:35:00.000-05:002008-06-11T11:35:00.000-05:00"Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot."I am TOTALLY stealing thi..."Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot."<BR/><BR/>I am TOTALLY stealing this. Best line ever!<BR/><BR/>And... Word!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-63945179601295746792008-06-11T11:17:00.000-05:002008-06-11T11:17:00.000-05:00Brilliant!! I abhor Self-Involved Mom!! This pos...Brilliant!! I abhor <BR/>Self-Involved Mom!! This post cracked me up!!Rachel (Crazy-Is)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05786360241354496729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-6016929925191161572008-06-11T10:55:00.000-05:002008-06-11T10:55:00.000-05:00That is one of the most brilliant posts. Ever. S...That is one of the most brilliant posts. Ever. Seriously. Especially the Whiskey, Foxtrot, Tango line. I cracked up something fierce over that!Kimberly Vanderhorsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01653757517652257445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-56916468776619172972008-06-11T10:30:00.000-05:002008-06-11T10:30:00.000-05:00the kids I used to nanny-- their mom is just like ...the kids I used to nanny-- their mom is just like that.<BR/><BR/>I have no idea how I survived it for so many years..........Franniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08321931257540384323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-19701442277558003082008-06-11T10:25:00.000-05:002008-06-11T10:25:00.000-05:00LOL OMG that is so true. Self-involved Mom is also...LOL OMG that is so true. Self-involved Mom is also Self-involved Driver on the Freeway Onramp, who must -- MUST -- get in front of you even if she has to drive 80 MPG up the onramp to get ahead of you, only to stomp on her brakes because Self-Involved Businessman Yakking on the Cell Phone won't let her merge at the top of the on ramp. And then, when you almost ram into her Astro van from behind, she looks up and gives you the finger because she thinks YOU weren't paying attention!!! <BR/><BR/>Yeah. We've got those here.BandKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10111197063546332024noreply@blogger.com