tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post6773576576375747002..comments2023-11-05T05:39:45.583-05:00Comments on Jason. For the love of God.: Open letters: Momma's-had-a-long-week-edition.That Chick Over Therehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03066031548129806050noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-3337503626980107202007-04-21T00:30:00.000-05:002007-04-21T00:30:00.000-05:00I just realized you said flopsy. hehe. She says fl...I just realized you said flopsy. hehe. She says flossy which I think means flashy/owns lotsa bling. I'm hip. ;)monsters' mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07223649913982869304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-89132948477920908742007-04-17T13:53:00.000-05:002007-04-17T13:53:00.000-05:00I lurve your blog!I lurve your blog!monsters' mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07223649913982869304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-76429462992799087622007-04-16T18:28:00.000-05:002007-04-16T18:28:00.000-05:00I 'puffy heart' your open letters. With a big pin...I 'puffy heart' your open letters. With a big pink heart. A BIG ONE. <BR/><BR/>My goodness gracious. I can't stop laughing! What a way to end my day....SJINCOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08145386056147611628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-55895364680749853732007-04-14T20:10:00.000-05:002007-04-14T20:10:00.000-05:00Well, you will have to let me know if your scale l...Well, you will have to let me know if your scale listened to you or not. If it did I may have to borrow this same tactic because my scale and I are going around in circles and I am ready to give it the heave ho, but you may just have something going on here. <BR/><BR/>And the whole husband thing....oh my goodness, even after nearly 23 years of marriage, the same thing! A few years ago we had both read the book, "Five Love Languages" and he has decided his love language is touch...of course mine is communication and IF we "talk/communicate" for longer then 20 minutes a day...all at one time, sitting down on our recliners, then he believes I now "owe" him some "touch". sigh....I keep telling him, I can never win with this thing! NEVER read this book with your husband, you will always be in "debt" to him, trust me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-29349738579783930872007-04-14T07:05:00.000-05:002007-04-14T07:05:00.000-05:00Oh. My. God. You are wayyy too funny!I can't wait...Oh. My. God. <BR/><BR/>You are wayyy too funny!<BR/><BR/>I can't wait to buy your book!alissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02380373510162737581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-32425065824022324872007-04-13T20:42:00.000-05:002007-04-13T20:42:00.000-05:00Fergie seriously makes me want to hammer myself se...Fergie seriously makes me want to hammer myself senseless with a cappucino maker. Her voice drives me INSANE. I thought Gwen Stefani's Love Angel Music Baby was bad... until Fergie knocked her spang out of the running for Worst Female Poseur. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH.Gerbilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05483627399876857508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-91735316818338429742007-04-13T19:53:00.000-05:002007-04-13T19:53:00.000-05:00Can you turn those letters into petitions for us a...Can you turn those letters into petitions for us all to sign? Thanks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-6383798646235709772007-04-13T19:07:00.000-05:002007-04-13T19:07:00.000-05:00You rock!!! I'm ROFL!!!You rock!!! I'm ROFL!!!EEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15025777317455781050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-38823810531198733262007-04-13T16:39:00.000-05:002007-04-13T16:39:00.000-05:00I'm laughing so hard I cannot even comment!I'm laughing so hard I cannot even comment!Rachel (Crazy-Is)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05786360241354496729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-16965274731966921652007-04-13T16:29:00.000-05:002007-04-13T16:29:00.000-05:00Alpha Dude has got the right idea! Or, perhaps co...Alpha Dude has got the right idea! Or, perhaps considering your letter to your new scale...maybe not.<BR/><BR/>It sucks when the scale isn't giving you what you want, but that doesn't necessarily mean you should end the relationship. Give it another chance...it can change...really.<BR/><BR/>And like everyone else, I think you're hilarious and fabulous and all that good stuff. But mostly though, I love how honest and genuine you are. You're "real". And in being so, you give others permission to ditch their facades and be themselves. You change lives with this blog of yours, you know that?Kimberly Vanderhorsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01653757517652257445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-31436953907696035142007-04-13T15:12:00.000-05:002007-04-13T15:12:00.000-05:00Is your hubby related to mine, or is it a guy thin...Is your hubby related to mine, or is it a guy thing in general?<BR/>Fergie was on Kids Incorporated? I don't remember seeing her on "E! Cute Child Stars Gone Awry" but Britney was there, along with a few other former Mouseketeers. Sad, Sad.Heathiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17217039046182434495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-46304387249557865082007-04-13T14:21:00.000-05:002007-04-13T14:21:00.000-05:00And apparently, the Al Sharpton who crucified Imus...And apparently, the Al Sharpton who crucified Imus was on the air calling the Central Park jogger a "whore" and claimed she was never raped and accused her boyfriend of doing it.<BR/><BR/>And he denied for three weeks that he'd ever said it! Saw that this morning on an interview with GMA where another influential African American leader basically said that Al Sharpton was full of crap. But I think most rational people already know that.<BR/><BR/>And I'm totally with you on the if you brag about it, it's not a good deed thing.<BR/><BR/>Oh, by the way, did I tell you I just adopted 30 orphans and that I built houses for a bunch of homeless people in Yemen? But please, I don't do it for the attention! Did I tell you it was 40 houses? You got that right?<BR/><BR/>And my biggest thing with Fergie is that she spells in EVERY SINGLE SONG!<BR/><BR/>I mean seriously! It's really a lam-o gimmick.<BR/><BR/>Especially when some of the words are misspelled as somebody else pointed out.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and does every song need to be about yourself? We get it, you're Fergilicious and Glamorous. How boring would she be to talk to at a party. "Yes, Fergie, you're really great... So, anyway, I have cancer... Oh no, you're right, tell me more about how glamorous you are." UGH!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-4478382658233428452007-04-13T14:16:00.000-05:002007-04-13T14:16:00.000-05:00Amen! Amen! Amen! Love it all! *whoa* For a mome...Amen! Amen! Amen! Love it all! <BR/><BR/>*whoa* For a moment there I almost typed "hal-lay-loo-yer" ala Oprah style. I must have been channeling her.<BR/><BR/>Seriously though? Yes.Adventures in Baby Fathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553006307319314841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-41240680224660230722007-04-13T13:35:00.000-05:002007-04-13T13:35:00.000-05:00I totally thought Fergie said "flossy, flossy" in ...I totally thought Fergie said "flossy, flossy" in that song. But who the hell knows? Maybe I could tell if she'd open her damned mouth and enunciate.<BR/><BR/>I love your open letter to her most of all.HeatherAnn Fraggleheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05444586384660244018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-52739625563242741582007-04-13T12:45:00.000-05:002007-04-13T12:45:00.000-05:00Be glad it's just a knee.Be glad it's just a knee.Bethanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695662344180959776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-87829481979819526842007-04-13T12:40:00.000-05:002007-04-13T12:40:00.000-05:00Hilarious!Hilarious!Patiently waitinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11550095954657005335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-71842261791141020052007-04-13T11:59:00.000-05:002007-04-13T11:59:00.000-05:00Have I ever told you I love your open letters! Hah...Have I ever told you I love your open letters! Hahamy4kidshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05877891733197763535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-55634989046178925902007-04-13T10:37:00.000-05:002007-04-13T10:37:00.000-05:00I hate Al and Jesse with a passion. They are so se...I hate Al and Jesse with a passion. They are so self-serving it's ridiculous. <BR/><BR/>Have you noticed that Fergie misspells "tasty" in that one song? T to the A to the S T E Y . . . um NO! And she is saying Flossy - I think it's another way to say fancy. Jennifer Lopez says that if she wants to "floss" she's got her own, or something like that. The dentist gives me free floss when I go in for a cleaning and that makes me feel pretty fancy myself.Dawn~a~Bonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03579654260254491401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-11494380060009094312007-04-13T10:34:00.000-05:002007-04-13T10:34:00.000-05:00Love me some Fergie own the cd.Love me some Fergie own the cd.Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03519732798505354256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-30140640394184108982007-04-13T10:23:00.000-05:002007-04-13T10:23:00.000-05:00AMEN. Being completely immersed in the whole Duke...AMEN. <BR/><BR/>Being completely immersed in the whole Duke Lacrosse thing (living in Raleigh does that to you as it is on the news ALL.THE.TIME.), I agree with you on the Al Sharptons of the world calling them up and apologizing. I am so done with this.Amy Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16889460762363255735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-63021890022478532972007-04-13T10:22:00.000-05:002007-04-13T10:22:00.000-05:00Hey that was bloody brilliant. You tell it how it...Hey that was bloody brilliant. You tell it how it is. lol I thought Fergie was saying flouncy flouncy...lol<BR/><BR/>Take care Sweets xxPinkCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18086154678196004580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-45222849192451093002007-04-13T10:03:00.000-05:002007-04-13T10:03:00.000-05:00I can't believe that I am even about to type this:...I can't believe that I am even about to type this:<BR/>Fergie is saying "Flossy! Flossy!" not "flopsy! flopsy!"<BR/>I DO NOT own the CD and did NOT look up the words because I was wondering myself what the hell she was saying?Lizaritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14657675382642958124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-79846965008551618082007-04-13T09:35:00.000-05:002007-04-13T09:35:00.000-05:00I do believe that perhaps you could use some choco...I do believe that perhaps you could use some chocolate.<BR/><BR/>The good stuff.<BR/><BR/>Let me know and I'll send you some.Alpha Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16073731050596870101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-7462059219266513292007-04-13T08:46:00.000-05:002007-04-13T08:46:00.000-05:00until her came along- I thought it was spelled gla...until her came along- I thought it was spelled glamerous. Thank goodness I had Fergie to learn me some stuff.franniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05563502061531199609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-16992277998608306072007-04-13T08:43:00.000-05:002007-04-13T08:43:00.000-05:00Have I told you how much I love and adore you? Th...Have I told you how much I love and adore you? That you make me laugh on a daily basis? That if you ever stop blogging, I will fall into a deep depression and will lose my ability to Target? No? Well, consider yourself told :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com