tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post1731510636218730325..comments2023-11-05T05:39:45.583-05:00Comments on Jason. For the love of God.: The 1.5%That Chick Over Therehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03066031548129806050noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-66685675828232676172008-01-14T15:51:00.000-05:002008-01-14T15:51:00.000-05:00Are you sure you are not married to my husband?I a...Are you sure you are not married to my husband?<BR/><BR/>I applaud your willpower.Rachel (Crazy-Is)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05786360241354496729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-41238781589869090572008-01-10T05:07:00.000-05:002008-01-10T05:07:00.000-05:00Oh Chick, I'm sorry - but seriously I laughed my a...Oh Chick, I'm sorry - but seriously I laughed my ass off when reading this. I was too busy to comment then, but I'm baaaaack now;). Brushing his beard? Omg, he so is lucky a foot isn't up his bum, lol.Moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918585668540801442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-49183112025740595962008-01-09T15:49:00.000-05:002008-01-09T15:49:00.000-05:00Oh my goodness!!! I think we may be married to th...Oh my goodness!!! I think we may be married to the same man!!!!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03589677732586053725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-30331038502379081112008-01-09T00:25:00.000-05:002008-01-09T00:25:00.000-05:00hey! i totally! get the name of your blog now. aw...hey! i totally! get the name of your blog now. awesome.katydidnothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15710011717146842223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-73424734394211041092008-01-08T23:00:00.000-05:002008-01-08T23:00:00.000-05:00OMG...you are funny and real.Re: WW - my solution ...OMG...you are funny and real.<BR/><BR/>Re: WW - my solution to the whole point value thing was to write up about 14 days worth of sample meals and just eat the same thing - no thinking just eating...wait that is what got me this position in the first place. But it really does help.Darcihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13706582228588452007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-60848481210766622942008-01-08T18:23:00.000-05:002008-01-08T18:23:00.000-05:00Sounds EXACTLY like my night owl! I don't have the...Sounds EXACTLY like my night owl! I don't have the audits (or the bad parking...stupid people or crappy food ) to deal with (in the outside work life) but I DO have a hubby that likes to stay up till 4 am, take showers, WATCH TV and EAT DORITOS IN THE BED...KNOWING that I have 3 kids to take care of everyday and that is including 2 one year olds!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>MEN! You can't kill em, and you . . .well YOU CAN'T Kill them.Mason and Terri's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15964265833322847540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-5722862163402071292008-01-08T15:58:00.000-05:002008-01-08T15:58:00.000-05:00My husband pulls that crap all the time. Often I'l...My husband pulls that crap all the time. Often I'll wake up at two in the morning to the sound of him of his headset, playing his online game, claiming insomnia. I generally scream something like "You have to be F***ING KIDDING ME!!!!!!" I think our hubbys should have a proctologist on call just in case....Sarcasta-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00481007617535972530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-21970445738256923072008-01-08T15:39:00.000-05:002008-01-08T15:39:00.000-05:00Gotta love husbands. And all the crap we put up wi...Gotta love husbands. And all the crap we put up with.Amy Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16889460762363255735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-71316272627127804982008-01-08T13:44:00.000-05:002008-01-08T13:44:00.000-05:00I have totally been there lately. and Prince Char...I have totally been there lately. and Prince Charming has a hormonal pg lady to deal with.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-56901741398488198692008-01-08T13:22:00.000-05:002008-01-08T13:22:00.000-05:00oh good god, that story makes ME want to put the h...oh good god, that story makes ME want to put the hairbrush in his ass. squarely in the 1.5%. I admire your restraint.CPA Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04061480718263842210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-57493793955635759532008-01-08T12:08:00.000-05:002008-01-08T12:08:00.000-05:00I am a VERY light sleeper, so everything wakes me ...I am a VERY light sleeper, so everything wakes me up. And it takes me forever to go back to sleep, if I wake up fully. So one night, I am exhausted and Kenny chooses this night to stay up late smoking cigars and downing beers with the guys in the backyard...right by our bedroom windows. They were good, though. I would hear Kenny hush them if they got to a level that threatened to REALLY wake me up. I was impressed. Then at 2am, Kenny comes in for bed AND TURNS ALL THE LIGHTS ON IN OUR BEDROOM. Seriously, he is lucky to be alive. And still doesn't know what he did wrong, because "he was QUIET."Triciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10715187918892679058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-77733570533907663062008-01-08T01:34:00.000-05:002008-01-08T01:34:00.000-05:00This is exactly why my hubby and I sleep in sepera...This is exactly why my hubby and I sleep in seperate rooms...except, I am usually the offending person:oEEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15025777317455781050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-26747094025814092182008-01-07T22:32:00.000-05:002008-01-07T22:32:00.000-05:00You are SUCH a better wife than I... literally, I...You are SUCH a better wife than I... literally, I would have killed him... either that, or I would have gone to the couch or somewhere quiet and dark for the night! :)<BR/><BR/>I hope tonight is better!!Ediehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13446067323901501183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-49256710617327753322008-01-07T21:35:00.000-05:002008-01-07T21:35:00.000-05:00yeah I have a BF that acts like he's 2 years old a...yeah I have a BF that acts like he's 2 years old and falls asleep in the damn couch (almost every night he stays here --cuz um, he obviously can't tell when he's tired? pretty sad at age 36 huh?) he feels the need to come into the bedroom at 2am or sometimes 3am or even 4am for that matter and rip the covers off of me, and then proceeds to PUSH me over and climb in...mind you while doing all of this..he's making ALOT of noise. So ya I feel your pain!!!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02934698044637715137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-26024088234993506182008-01-07T20:00:00.000-05:002008-01-07T20:00:00.000-05:00Oh wow. He's a very lucky person. Very lucky. LOLOh wow. He's a very lucky person. Very lucky. <BR/><BR/>LOLDreamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00066874727242460917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-83775003435467834572008-01-07T19:01:00.000-05:002008-01-07T19:01:00.000-05:00I would have stabbed him in the eye with a pencil....I would have stabbed him in the eye with a pencil. <BR/>Seriously, I agree with everyone else saying "my husband is thoughtless on occasion too". And now I can't help but wonder, does he tell HIS friends about things I do like this too? Because I think I am almost perfect so he doesn't have anything to complain about - but then does he think that about himself too, so is clueless to his idiocy?<BR/>(Er - that all made sense in my head but somehow looks like a jumbled mess... never mind)theotherbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12592106243268321644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-11964949799225613062008-01-07T18:36:00.000-05:002008-01-07T18:36:00.000-05:00OMG, I just couldn't help but laugh!! Chick, I hav...OMG, I just couldn't help but laugh!! <BR/><BR/>Chick, I have just recently found your blog, and am SO glad I have! Who else could make me laugh and at the same time know I'm not alone?! :)<BR/><BR/>IMO, you were an AMAZINGLY wonderful wife for NOT doing serious bodily harm! (And, lucky for them, they're cute and ARE wonderful 98.5% of the time, right?).Actorgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15295187029389774381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-15769220630948544932008-01-07T17:05:00.000-05:002008-01-07T17:05:00.000-05:00LOL apparently Jason is feeling better if he's up ...LOL apparently Jason is feeling better if he's up and about...grooming. Sorry for laughing but I would have thrown the remote at the bathroom door so hard it would have stuck. All the while aiming for my hubby's head of course. Men. Goodluck on the audit, it sounds brutal!Joy T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02243256440092139917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-16468802840200594192008-01-07T16:55:00.000-05:002008-01-07T16:55:00.000-05:00Okee. . . so I'm glad a number of people commented...Okee. . . so I'm glad a number of people commented before me. Because I have this fear of everyone reading my comment and thinking I'm a dork.<BR/><BR/>So anyway. . .my wonderful better half (yeah, right) often goes to bed before me. I'm a real night owl. Anyway, when he does, he turns out EVERY LIGHT we have, other than the living room light. So, when I come to bed, I am like Helen Freaking Keller trying to find my way to bed without waking him up or breaking my toe on the bed.<BR/><BR/>But, if I go to bed early, when it's HIS turn to come in late, he gets in bed, turns ON the light and reads a book.<BR/><BR/>That's right. I'm sleeping. He turns on the light and reads.<BR/><BR/>So yes, my friend (who is still nameless to me) I feel you pain. <BR/><BR/><BR/>. . .thankfully, he brushes his beard in the morning.<BR/><BR/>Oy.Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08729503147294461398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-18168725461952033982008-01-07T16:54:00.000-05:002008-01-07T16:54:00.000-05:00I am dying laughing here! Brushing his BEARD? I'...I am dying laughing here! Brushing his BEARD? I've never heard of anything so insane in my whole life.<BR/><BR/>I'd tell you to kill him, but then we wouldn't get this brilliant Jason posts anymore. And the world would be a sadder place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-11911850626657103552008-01-07T16:21:00.000-05:002008-01-07T16:21:00.000-05:00my husband works nights and sometimes comes in at ...my husband works nights and sometimes comes in at 4am asking me to make him something to eat. i work days, so he goes without. then he gets all pissy when i can't get up for work, so i work 11-7 instead of 8-4...and then his DINNER is late! i keep telling him i'm going to come wake him up at 4pm in the middle of HIS sleep time (he sleeps 11-7)...he would probably throw a shoe at me.<BR/><BR/>also, he has had a cough and has not smoked in FIVE DAYS! he is considering quitting! yay!NEVER AGAINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11617762062295516727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-57530727164044962692008-01-07T15:47:00.000-05:002008-01-07T15:47:00.000-05:00He is certainly not an asshole, stpid anonymous. H...He is certainly not an asshole, stpid anonymous. He is just a man, who does dumb things sometimes. But, we should all be as lucky to have a man like Jason in our lives. Obviously you haven't read Chick's blog very much, because if you did you would know that Jason is a good husband 98.5% of the time. Idiot.<BR/><BR/>Hey Chick? I love ya, and I meant to write a nice comment here, but that idiot went and made me have to be mean. Sorry.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03760990931331955567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-72878331577556057512008-01-07T15:35:00.000-05:002008-01-07T15:35:00.000-05:00He's an asshole.He's an asshole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-16210285241871282562008-01-07T15:06:00.000-05:002008-01-07T15:06:00.000-05:00I consider myself a good wife, I mean I'm not grea...I consider myself a good wife, I mean I'm not great or perfect or anything but most definately satisfactory. I require a certain amount of sleep and if my husband turned on the light while I was sleeping I can guarantee he would have been stabbed repeatedly with whatever was closest to me, probably a pencil. So kudos to you for not stabbing him, you're a great wife in my book.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08707434221124126774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-23088459260118034662008-01-07T14:58:00.000-05:002008-01-07T14:58:00.000-05:00I have the same situation with out bathroom and ye...I have the same situation with out bathroom and yes that blinding light in the middle of the night is really annoying. Good for you on your new years resolution. Now if only he could make the same, right?A's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11925272945190229661noreply@blogger.com