tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post4049133927700433525..comments2023-11-05T05:39:45.583-05:00Comments on Jason. For the love of God.: Open Letters: Happy Mother's Day editionThat Chick Over Therehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03066031548129806050noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-74926735965325001362007-05-14T01:57:00.000-05:002007-05-14T01:57:00.000-05:00I love, love, love your letters!!!I love, love, love your letters!!!EEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15025777317455781050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-1580292491169300412007-05-12T23:23:00.000-05:002007-05-12T23:23:00.000-05:00I heart your open letters!!!!! Seriously, I'm sta...I heart your open letters!!!!! Seriously, I'm starting to think that you have to be either a first time mom or a grandmother or Mother's Day doesn't apply! Hello!!! I have given birth to two kids! Two! Doesn't that qualify/<BR/><BR/>Happy Mother's Day!Rachel (Crazy-Is)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05786360241354496729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-18594378927681793792007-05-12T11:16:00.000-05:002007-05-12T11:16:00.000-05:00Happy Mothers Day to one of the best Mothers on th...Happy Mothers Day to one of the best Mothers on the precious planet earth! <BR/><BR/>And good lord, write that book of Open Letters already!SJINCOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08145386056147611628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-15932807982762591122007-05-12T09:43:00.000-05:002007-05-12T09:43:00.000-05:00Too funny! I would love to be as funny as you are....Too funny! I would love to be as funny as you are. Thanks for making me laugh.I enjoy reading your other blog, I have a lot in common with you. <BR/>Happy Mother's Day!Kimberliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16570865881669072949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-35776749166822893882007-05-12T09:02:00.000-05:002007-05-12T09:02:00.000-05:00Chick, Happy Mother's Day. You are a great mom and...Chick, <BR/><BR/>Happy Mother's Day. You are a great mom and the love you have for your children comes out in each post. <BR/><BR/>I can relate to the office thing and not being invited. In my instance it isn't because of not having a toddler, but because I opt to be nice to EVERYONE in my department and so that means that the "uppity up" clique sees me as being weird and so they don't invite me when they are going out to eat. It just sucks. I would so have lunch with you if we worked at the same place!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-13101191425002060672007-05-12T08:45:00.000-05:002007-05-12T08:45:00.000-05:00You could publish a whole book of open letters. I...You could publish a whole book of open letters. I'd buy it... You are freakin' hysterical!alissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02380373510162737581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-25937753515872177952007-05-12T06:35:00.000-05:002007-05-12T06:35:00.000-05:00Hillarious, I always love your open letters! That...Hillarious, I always love your open letters! That totally sucks about the Mother's Day lunch...how rude! That is just too funny about the woman in the mini-van; what was she thinking? Anyways, sorry to ramble on and on. I hope Jason gets you what you wanted. Enjoy your Mother's Day with your beautiful children and know that you are loved.Patiently waitinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11550095954657005335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-64244444167498548592007-05-12T00:29:00.000-05:002007-05-12T00:29:00.000-05:00Hey Chick! I love your blog! You are amazing, an...Hey Chick! I love your blog! You are amazing, and I am your newest biggest fan. Tell me more about your hair! I wanna hear how you control it. Mine is curly and usually looks like frizz at the end of the day!Randihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11851220760568533019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-82085648856730938902007-05-11T22:11:00.000-05:002007-05-11T22:11:00.000-05:00You know the fiber in Vitalicious products will NO...You know the fiber in Vitalicious products will NOT help your 'gas issues' right? That said, I heart their muffin tops.<BR/><BR/>I can't fucking believe you didn't get invited to the Mother's Day lunch. You are SO invited to one with me. When I have one. Soon, I promise. At least in my imagination since you live, like HOURS from me. <BR/><BR/><BR/>And Jason, GO GET HER THE $15 ITEM ALREADY AND ALSO, SOMETHING ELSE MORE EXPENSIVE OR SOME CRAZY INTERNET BITCHES MAY TRACK YOU DOWN FOR NOT APPRECIATELY THE BEST DAMN WOMAN ON THE PLANET. maybe then I'll stop shouting.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, and good night.<BR/><BR/>p.s. Dear That Chick:<BR/>You crack my shit up. Sincerely, your biggest fanCPA Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04061480718263842210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-88354847368756388752007-05-11T21:31:00.000-05:002007-05-11T21:31:00.000-05:00Love your letters! Can you send one to my 2 "adul...Love your letters! Can you send one to my 2 "adult" sons who always seem to forget me on Mother's Day? (they never forget their wife(s)though ??)<BR/><BR/>Happy Mother's Day - you're one of the best around.BShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14825193282407371791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-77710828567300297732007-05-11T21:04:00.000-05:002007-05-11T21:04:00.000-05:00dude, spend at least $15 on the lovely lady. Perh...dude, spend at least $15 on the lovely lady. Perhaps some brownies...?dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-18787078087982378362007-05-11T20:39:00.000-05:002007-05-11T20:39:00.000-05:00PS. Jason, get her two!PS. Jason, get her two!Bethanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695662344180959776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-68800531536467817092007-05-11T20:38:00.000-05:002007-05-11T20:38:00.000-05:00Will you be my mom?Will you be my mom?Bethanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695662344180959776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-14494865800884648212007-05-11T17:48:00.000-05:002007-05-11T17:48:00.000-05:00As always, your letters crack me up. As for the r...As always, your letters crack me up. As for the rude chicks you work with and the lunch? They can bite you. They didn't invite you because you're TWICE the mom they will EVER be and they didn't want to come as more of a tool than they currently are. <BR/><BR/>Happy Mother's Day, Chick....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-44357399909679664302007-05-11T16:18:00.000-05:002007-05-11T16:18:00.000-05:00Dear friends & coworkers of Chick's who don't hono...Dear friends & coworkers of Chick's who don't honor her with Mother's Day glee and an invitation to lunch:<BR/><BR/>I'm giving you the middle finger RIGHT NOW. Can you see it? Good. Shape up, you jerks.<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>velocibadgergirlvelocibadgergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11284169501055131574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-53239353879377017112007-05-11T14:51:00.000-05:002007-05-11T14:51:00.000-05:00Well hell. You just make my ass cry (I think I'm h...Well hell. You just make my ass cry (I think I'm hormonal today) but seriously? Your coworkers make me wanna cut them. And I will!<BR/><BR/>Because honest to cod you're mom and a half. <BR/><BR/>And I'm HUGELY interested in your kids and really wish you'd AW them more because they're a hell of a lot more interesting than the silly crap my kids do. Yours use SARCASM and you KNOW I love me some sarcasm.<BR/><BR/>And I love me some you. xoxoxo<BR/><BR/>p.s. please tell jason i will so cut him if he doesn't get to the fucking store already and just make the freaking effort.Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12377565556936721269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-10674819509395666382007-05-11T14:31:00.000-05:002007-05-11T14:31:00.000-05:00I look forward to these as well.And you know what?...I look forward to these as well.<BR/><BR/>And you know what? I think you kids are interesting. They are smart, funny, cute and I am sure they can play adult games with me. Something other than go fish would be great.Amy Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16889460762363255735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-9861163426412335592007-05-11T13:49:00.000-05:002007-05-11T13:49:00.000-05:00I look forward to your letter posts with an almost...I look forward to your letter posts with an almost frightening intensity. Love 'em.<BR/><BR/>Isn't it weird how friendships seem to have trouble getting past the oh,-our-kids-are-in-different-age-groups bracket? Silliness. It can be transcended...just takes, you know, actual effort. Silly women.Kimberly Vanderhorsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01653757517652257445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-84883793426809575092007-05-11T12:10:00.000-05:002007-05-11T12:10:00.000-05:00ohhh I'm pissed that they didn't invite you. PISSE...ohhh I'm pissed that they didn't invite you. PISSED. <BR/><BR/>But I love your letters. You crack my sh*t up. Happy Mom's Day!Dawn~a~Bonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03579654260254491401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-45382887926289198452007-05-11T12:07:00.000-05:002007-05-11T12:07:00.000-05:00Oh sweetie. I wish you lived closer. I'd suggest...Oh sweetie. I wish you lived closer. I'd suggest mother's day cockails!!! =Pyerdoingitwronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03201952272782575607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-74176463086940270242007-05-11T11:56:00.000-05:002007-05-11T11:56:00.000-05:00The lady in the minivan....oh lordy.You are the be...The lady in the minivan....oh lordy.<BR/><BR/>You are the best kind of Mother I know...the one that adores her children...gives them pet names, swears in front of them only to be reminded it's a bad word by one of them....and bakes a cake for Jesus on his birthday.Brown Eyed Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05588211946379344668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-62156637452722161622007-05-11T11:34:00.000-05:002007-05-11T11:34:00.000-05:00Hey Chick,First of all, I remember your name - REA...Hey Chick,<BR/><BR/>First of all, I remember your name - REALLY - and I like kids that are older and can carry on conversations with me. I even promise to make you a Mother's Day Card with all the really cool Scrapbooking Stuff I got for my birthday. Why don't you fly here, so that you don't die during the drive. I will do this because you told me about Ouidad and Vitalicious (two things I had never heard of). You can have Cashew Chicken that I am making for my mom. Have I gotcha covered?<BR/><BR/>You ROCK!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13544457837228612202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-27719708255840090162007-05-11T11:27:00.000-05:002007-05-11T11:27:00.000-05:00Come have lunch with me today. Most of the peeps ...Come have lunch with me today. Most of the peeps in my department are men, and they regularly forget to invite me to lunch on Fridays because they're a posse and I'm a girl.<BR/><BR/>I sent my hubby a link to what I wanted on Amazon.com two weeks ago. I saw the money came out of our account on Monday, so we'll see if it makes it here on time...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540506.post-54255245232158404402007-05-11T11:08:00.000-05:002007-05-11T11:08:00.000-05:00Oh fuck. You make me laugh. I almost dropped the b...Oh fuck. You make me laugh. I almost dropped the baby.<BR/><BR/>But seriosly? They didn't invite you to lunch? That's awful. <BR/><BR/>Wanna come to lunch here? It's a bit of a drive and I'm a shitty cook (though my chicken enchiladas are fantastic) but we could have a great old gossip.Emma in Canadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17058142553612290594noreply@blogger.com