Hi. OJ Simpson? Yeah.
Not your best work.
I'm thinking maybe you should just put a big sign on your back that says, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DID IT."
1) You can't be tried again. It's double jeopardy or some crap.
2) We all know you did it. Come on. COME ON. We all know. Everyone knows! Even your mom knows! It's not a secret.
Really, if you are going to write a book, the title shouldn't be: I didn't do it, but because I did it, here's how I did it. You are basically confessing anyway.
Please don't stab me.