This morning I decided to Google Jason's main ex-girlfriend (yes there were a lot of them and no, I don't want to talk about that).
I found her out where she works. The place she works has a website. The website lists it's employees and has a photo.
I then copied the link and sent it several of my girlfriends in an email asking them, "Is she prettier than me?"
I need to step away from the computer. I'm seriously not a stalker like this.