Proving that a fat chick can, and sometimes does, marry a really hot guy.
Oh my heavens. My chest got all tight reading that. How UNCOMFORTABLE and AWKWARD! "you're my sweetie." The Horror!
I am laughing so hard. This has made changing mega poopy diapers not so bad this morning.P.S.Will you think I am a dork if I told I have the constitution, bill of rights and declaration of independence in very nice wooden frames that match my home decor?
OMG I am LMAO over here. I am totally scared to start dating again now!!! You have much more patience than I do, cuz I wouldn't have lasted past dinner!
In the Dorky department...you win.My "KING Tool" of internet dates was more psycho than dorky.But my GOD....you have much more patience than me..I didn't even last through dinner once.
Oh, I was thrilled to read more about the Bush lover. That was hilarious!
oh, wow! how funny! hahaha. lol! that was great.
That is one seriously funny story. However, you freaked out Rachel so much that she posted the exact same response 5 times!Still funny, though.
This is perhaps the funniest date story I've ever read! This is wonderful. I can not imagine how you made it through the evening without breaking into giggles. If there were an award for those who have to endure bad dates, you would win!
Again you remind me why I am glad I didn't do a lot of dating before I married my hubby!
You'd better be putting all of these into your novel, because if you're not, I'll cut you!
MMMMMMMMMMMWAH! (kiss)OMG. I know this is a really old post but I've been going back in time reading your stuff and this made me break a rib. I might need to take a sedative, I can't stop laughing and my throat and sides hurt...................hahahahhaa
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