Me: "Where are my blue balls? I just can't find my blue balls!"
(I am referring to my Leslie Sansone Walk Away the Pounds weighted balls)
Me, again: "Oh! There is one of my blue balls!"
Jason says nothing.
Me: "Come ON! I've said BLUE BALLS like three times! You gotta have something!"
Jason: "You totally already called it. There is nothing left for me to say."
Me: "Look! It's Exit 69!"
Jason: "You said SIXTY-NINE!"
Me: "Guess what's off Exit 69?"
Good God. We need help.