Him: You are wearing socks today.
Chick: Yes, it's cold.
Him: Yes, I know that. But your socks are pink.
Him: But your sweater is red.
Chick: Well, if you look closely (taking off shoes and sticking socked foot in co-workers face) you will see that these socks have red and blue and pink and white polka-dots on them. Therefore they match.
Him: Not really.
Chick: Okay, not really.
Several moments of working pass.
Chick: Heh. My socks don't match my shirt.
Him: Sadly, you are probably still the hottest woman here. What with the engineers and all.
Good times. Good times.