It’s like TGI Fridays without the alcohol!
Boys, I’m serious now. This stuff is gross. Here, go look at this for a while. Bid on something nice for your momma while you are there.
Okay. It happened. I got out of the car this morning and felt the big whoosh goosh. If you are a girl (or maybe just a weird girl) you know what I’m talking about.
So I come into the building and head immediately for the one bathroom that we have for 20 people and guess what? Yep. All over my pants.
I went back outside to see if there is anything in my car I can put on or hide in. Well, there is a pair of black dress pants that I need to take to the cleaners. But guess what? I have on a red t-shirt (nothing else was clean and I’m too tired for laundry) and my gray Adidas. And jeans. Not because it’s Friday but because this is how I dress for work everyday. You would too if you could.
Seriously. I am so firing my doctor. I haven’t even called, because what would be the point? So I can be talked down to and told that “breakthrough” bleeding is normal?
I know I’m a huge freak, but I think this is abnormal even for a freaky chick.