A celebrity crush.
It's not on Brad Pitt or Luke Wilson or any of those other guys that normal girls find attractive.
My crush? It's a 64 year old former Senator from Tennessee.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have a huge crush on...
Arthur Branch himself. Senator Fred Thompson.
As I've mentioned, I'm just ever so slightly obsessed with the television program Law and Order. The very first time the character of Arthur Branch appeared, I literally jumped up out of my seat and shrieked, "IT'S FRED DALTON THOMPSON!"
Jason, typically, was not impressed.
"Who's Fred Thompson?" he asked. Oh he, of Connecticut heritage.
He ONLY took over the senate seat vacated by Al Gore in a landslide vote. And appeared in The Hunt for Freaking October. And CURLY SUE! CURLY SUE!!! People! The man can multi-task!
Jason was amused. He thinks it's funny that I heart Fred Thompson. He also thinks it's funny that every time I see or hear of Fred Thompson I shriek, "Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed THOMPSON!"
Like we're at a baseball game or something.
I have no idea why I have a crush on him. He's not really hot or anything and I think he's friends with Scooter Libby. Honestly? I don't even know if I'd vote for him.
Don't tell anyone. Okay?