Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Not for the faint of heart.

Ode to my Vagina:

Oh my hoo-ha,
Why must you torture me so?
Why must the pain you inflict,
Just grow and grow and grow?

Oh no. Oh no.
Not only Aunt Flo.
Oh no. Oh no.
Not only Aunt Flo.

Why do you make me cry?
Wince in pain and sigh,
With the pain of a UTI?
Oh why?

Oh why?

16 comments:

Kellie said...

Being a girl is great fun when buying shoes, purses and getting manis-pedis. Being a girl sucks some SERIOUS canal water when hootie issues occur.

I feel your pain, girly...literally.

Emily said...

I don't have the monthly issues so much, but I have suffered quite a few UTI's in my day. Let me tell ya....I would rather get it on with Larry King or Tom Arnold or Roseanne Barr, for that matter than go through that.

Brown Eyed Girl said...

Do you realize we will both be getting visited by Aunt Flo while I'm there?

Warn Jason now. Maybe he should come stay with Jeff while I visit you.

It might be safer.

M said...

Oh for hell's sake! I'm sending all good hoo ha vibes towards you. You've got 2 nasties going on no need to add in any of the potential OTHER hoo ha issues that could occur (though what song it'd make!)

Emma in Canada said...

Oh my. I'm sorry that I laughed my way through your ode to your vagina. Just imagine the google searches that will wind up at your site.

Kimberly said...

I have this weird idea that that should be turned into a commercial jingle...

Angie said...

I am so sorry. I'm sending mega-prayers your way - - for a speedy healing on this one.

. . .but I love the idea of composing an "ode" to a particularly troubling body part!

frannie said...

Your poor little kwittykwat.

Catwoman said...

I'm sending you and your vijayjay positive thoughts so that your next poem can be a happy one.

I'd tell you to slap it around and show it who's boss, but that would sound really dirty.

Joy T. said...

Reading this makes me so glad I don't have to go through this any more. Hope your vagina is feeling better soon.

Bethany said...

Gee, you should have submitted this for Fun Monday. But I guess it's more like Torture Tuesday anyway.

Kelly M said...

Totally sucks...sending *hugs* hope you feel better SOON!

BS said...

Thank goodness for age and HRT !! Aunt Flo has finally gone away.

Rachel said...

I wouldn't wish one of those on my worst enemy!



Ok, maybe I would, but it's not you so I didn't wish it on you.

yerdoingitwrong said...

owie. wishing for a speedy recovery for your vajayjay.

Debbie said...

Oh my. Sorry to hear (read) you're in pain.