My secret lovah M has this really nice husband who sends her nice emails.
He called me today and said, "Can I ask you a quick question?"
I said, "Shoot."
He said, "Okay, so if someone comes in and I interview them and they happen to MENTION that they have a child that's fifteen months old, can I ask them if they have childcare?"
Me, "Um, no."
Me, "Jason, did you ask the person that?"
Him, "No. But I called you to see if I COULD. And if I COULD I was going to call her back and ask her."
Me, "Jason, are you SURE you didn't ask her?"
Him, insulted, "No! I didn't ask her!"
Me, with patience, "Sweetheart? Remember that time you asked that woman you were interviewing what church she went to?"
Him, "She was wearing a crucifix! It was a totally fair question!"
Me, "Um. Not really."
Him, "Okay! I love you! Bye!"
He really needs a good management course. I don't have time to train him.