Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Guess what?

My ovary is currently saying this:

"I HATE YOU! TIMES INFINITY! I'M STABBING YOU NOW! DO YOU FEEL IT? I'M STABBING YOU!"

I swear to frog, I am so sick of puking my guts out every eleven days. Yes, the pain is that bad. It's like morning sickness except I don't get to have a baby at the end.

And that just doesn't seem fair.

I'm really feeling the angry at the world vibe today, which is sad because in only FIVE DAYS I will be in the magical wonderland of Walt Disney World. And there is no sadness there. No sadness. Only Mickey Mouse and wonderful, beautiful dreams. You would think that in itself would be enough to make me cheery and happy. But no.

Perhaps in a few days when the four hundredth audit of the year is over, I will feel better.

Incidentally? Why keep auditing us? I mean, you just audited us like twenty-two seconds ago and said, "Guess what? You suck!" and then you schedule another audit before we can correct all the things about ourselves that suck. That just doesn't seem smart.

I don't know why no one will let me be in charge. I could make things so much nicer.

15 comments:

Blue Momma said...

You aren't in charge because you WOULD make things better. Which would make everyone else look bad.

I hated audits. Of any kind. And that was bad considering I worked in accounting. I don't miss it.

What exactly are you? The ESH coordinator?

Real Life in South Carolina said...

I don't know how you do it, but I hope once you get to Disney World, you start feeling better. Who knows? Maybe the magic will work wonders for you! Just come back, okay? You can't stay there!

frannie said...

I'm sorry that you aren't feeling well. It really does suck that you have so many "girl" problems. I wish I could give you one of my ovaries-- I would. and then your babies would be have pretend Asian. or something.

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

I would vote for you.




Really.

Beckie said...

Vote for Chick!

Kimberly said...

Blue Momma stole what I was going to say. ~snerks at her~

SJ said...

So sorry that you aren't feeling well....

Disney is just around the corner, hang in there.

Angie said...

Hey--our friends are going to be at D-world when you are. They're from our town, too.

When you see them, say "hi," allright?

::hee::

my4kids said...

Sorry about the ovary thing. I get those pains and its terrible!

Just keep thinking Dinsey thoughts!!!

Kellie said...

Ovary issues suck canal water with bendy straws! I feel your pain (literally) and wish I could give you mine or something.

You should be in charge--I'd vote for you :)

Kim said...

We just got back from Disney and it was wonderful! I love that place. :)

EE said...

I'll share my Vicadin with you;)

Twisted Cinderella said...

Sorry your ovary has started a war with you. And definitely sorry that they keep auditing you!

stepmomof2 said...

Sometimes being a girl just sucks! Hope you feel better soon, but in the meantime try and think happy thoughts. On a side note, I'd totally vote for you!

Catwoman said...

My ovaries seem to hate me too.

We're good people. What could we have possibly done to piss them off?