Friday, October 19, 2007

Note to self:

Don't, under any circumstances:

1) Get hyped up on Diet Pepsi
2) Get really irritated at four hundred things
3) March down the hill
4) Flip open several doors, dramatically
5) Announce to the Facility Manager and everyone else within earshot,

"BY GOD I'M GOING ON VACATION AND I'M HERE TO STRAIGHTEN SOME ASSES OUT."
and
"MY DOG, WHO IS DEAD, CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN HE CAN!"

While wearing a t-shirt that says, in pink, glittery letters:

I'm a Girl Scout Volunteer!




Trust me on this one.



Edited to add:

Yes. I really did this.

24 comments:

Heather said...

note to self......

Angie said...

Note to self. . . nearly as refreshing as the "open letters."

However, if one decided to stop writing open letters in favor of more "notes to self. . . "

That would be tragic.

How many days.....?

Edie C said...

This is the last day before you leave, right? Have a fantastic time and I can't wait to hear stories of your trip!!

Shari said...

I love notes to self. I have to make them often...

But just between you and me and your other million readers... I think it would be fantastic if you actually did this.

Sarcasta-Mom said...

LOL. Will you have a job to return to? Either way, right on!

Blue Tissue Box said...

Oh, you make me laugh. I think it's great that you don't put up with any crap.

Have a great vacation! We'll miss you!

frannie said...

you can straighten my ass out anytime!

Morgan Leigh said...

hahaha. atleast you are proud of being a girl scout volunteer, and it shows.

have a great trip!

Kimberly said...

I'll take your advice, but I'll also sit here and hope that part of you really, really enjoyed doing that. Travel safe!

Real Life in South Carolina said...

Are you kidding? The Girl Scouts need volunteers like you! You are teaching these young girls how to lead and perhaps one day they will follow in your footsteps and straighten some asses out too. ;)

Have fun at Disney!

stepmomof2 said...

Whoa, that is some funny stuff! I'm guessing you aren't in any danger of losing your job though, right? Hope you have a great time at Disney!!!!

Rachel said...

Gah, I heart you so much!

Thea said...

LMAO!

Emily said...

Hahahaha. Hilarious...have a great vacation!

Tiger Lamb Girl said...

lmao...cring....lmao...cringe...LMAO

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

That is KiLlEr! You kick some office ass, Chick. So, did you get in a wee bit of trouble?

SJ said...

Haha. Too funny.

Or not.

:)

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Oh, and I have some bling for you on my Friday late post.

marsha said...

LOL!!! you should see me on a good day!!!

Christie said...

You are seriously one of the funniest people on the internet!

And p.s., you ARE a big deal on the internet! :)

Joy T. said...

Stopped by to wish you and your family a great vacation to Disney World! Say hi to Mickey for me :o)

Joy T. said...

Good grief if my head wasn't screwed on I'd forget that too. Originally came over to say there's an award for you at my blog.

Catwoman said...

Oooh.... Glitter!

Oh, that wasn't the point of the post, was it?

EE said...

You go girl!!!!!