Proving that a fat chick can, and sometimes does, marry a really hot guy.
We? Don't have a pumpkin. So I suck too.Maybe you could stick a head of garlic to his behind and he can go as a roast? That's always what my Dad would say to us when we complained about not having costumes.We never saw the humor in it, but Boy Child? He's funny like you, I think he'd totally do it!
you are the best mom ever--- all mom's slack a little sometimes.don't be so hard on yourself.
I suck too. No costume for the boy and NO pumpkins... I don't have candy or anything... It snuck up on me. I suck in a much harder way I think... So you're good
((hugs))these things happen.
Go buy a crazy big shoe & tie it to his head. Then find lots of pink for him to wear. He can be the gum stuck to the bottom of a shoe. You a bad mother? When pigs fly.
The worst mother in the world wouldn't care about the lack of costume, not to mention all the other evidence of your aweomeness I could point out.How about dressing him as a homicidal maniac? They look just like everyone else....Mwahhahahah!Cereal boxes with knives stuck in them...a cereal killer!All in white with primary colour polka dots - Wonder Bread!
Um, let's see...you just got back from Disney...if you were the worst mother in the world, you would never have planned that trip!
We? Don't celebrate Halloween? Does that make me sucky? :-)
We don't celebrate Halloween either. And we're not sucky.We make pumpkin pies. And eat candy. You know. To get all hyped up and have have enough energy to bake the pumpkin pies.
I love Bossy's halloween ideas:-Kidnapper (dress in black with black stocking cap, dark glasses, and baby hanging out of black sling)- I wanted to do this, but my kids were mortified:o Probably not kid appropriate, but you could always change it to puppy napper.-Dryer static (socks, underwear, washcloths, pinned to clothes- hair standing straight up)-Movie Theater Floor (dress all in black, blacken face, attach candy wrappers, popcorn, gum, etc. to outfit)Bossy's so witty and creative...just like you!
This is the first year EVER that I have bought costumes early.
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