Dear co-worker who was recently hired and makes like, 200 times my annual salary just for showing up,
IT'S CALLED GOOGLE. LOOK INTO IT.
PS: Stop asking me to make you copies! I'm not your secretary!
Dear 16 year old girl in Argentina or wherever who just had her SECOND set of triplets,
Good. God. Have you not yet figured out what's causing this?
STOP IT. Get a new hobby. I hear it's fun to crochet. Why don't you try that?
Please explain to me how a 16 year old girl with no job gets knocked up for the SECOND TIME with triplets (bringing her grand total to 7 kids, mind you) and my infertile ass can't even get pregnant with ONE? How is this fair?
Additionally? How is it fair that my husband loses his job and I work in hell? We are hard working, decent people. Okay, granted, we curse a lot and say things like "douchebag" and laugh when the kids say "ass". But still. We are good people.
Please rethink this universe. I feel like you owe me one. Maybe just a small one. But still.
Everyone should get one.