Tuesday, April 01, 2008

And the ultimate insult.

Jason, last night:

"Guess what? Since I've been sick? I've lost fifteen pounds!"


Is it nice to tell someone you love who has been on death's door or whatever to just shut the frig up? Because I'm thinking about it.

21 comments:

Lily's Mommy said...

Whenever I hear something similar from my husband, "my jeans are getting loose", I see what fattening foods I have around the house and make him some dinner.

Oh and don't forget to get him some Doritos to eat while he waits for his fried chicken and creamed peas and potatoes.

Does this make me evil?

Angie said...

Okay, so I was wrong. . it doesn't get better.

ptooey. I'm sorry. Men suck sometimes. (No offense, Alpha Dude!)

J said...

Ugh. I hate that! D keeps telling me how he needs to lose weight. Then he complains how hard it will be to lose that 20 POUNDS. Shut up already! Geez!

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Stephanie said...

Yeah I get that, I would get sick with vomiting and gain 10 lbs. My husband would probably lose 20.

Tulip Girl said...

I agree with Stephanie! Sorry Chick!

The Huffs said...

We just have to hate him.

He probably won't put it back on, either. Whenever I've lost weight from being sick like that? One sip of water and BOOM! It's all back.

**sigh**

Misty said...

i guess the impressive part is, he's a guy and while being sick he managed to find something possitive to say... When my husband is sick, he is the biggest, whiniest, poutiest baby ever...

Kimberly said...

That happened when I got sick and it rebounded on me as soon as I felt better. Ended up with an extra five, even.

Still.

Feel free to tell him to shut it.

Anonymous said...

I have been sick over a week and I have gained over 5 pounds! Tell him to Shut. It. Now.

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

Well now if that doesn't deserve a swift kick in the ass, I don't know what does.

AnnieM said...

Men. My husband can lose 5 lbs after a big poop. So not fair.

PS I hope you're spared from the vomitus maximus!

I am Trish Marie said...

Sometimes. I hate men.

Kelly M said...

I so hate men and how easy it is for them to lose weight!

tiger lamb girl said...

yeh, men don't have to push babies out of their pink delicates, and they get better looking with age too. sucks, eh.

Heather J. said...

15 pounds in three days? No shit?

EE said...

I always gain weight when I'm sick...can never remember if it's feed the flu or feed the cold, so I just feed everything.
I'll come over and slap him for you if you want me to:)

Emma in Canada said...

Isn't that just typical?

William tells me his weight loss constantly. Oddly enough it is almost always what I have gained. He now weighs less than me. Which is just really really sad.

Amy W said...

Good grief....

SJ said...

Oh my god yes, I would have said it in a heart beat.

SO UNFAIR.

But something my husband would do too. MEN.

Jenski said...

That would definitely call for eating something REALLY good right in front of him to make him puke. :)

Rachel said...

Men! Keep that little nugget of info to yourself thankyouverymuch!