I hate using the bathroom at work. Especially since they have one two-seater for like, 300 women in this building.
But this morning? I ate a cup of All-Bran Strawberry delight cut with 1/2 cup of Fiber one. So. Yeah.
And when I went in there? It smelled like fruit.
Because the spray they left in the bathroom was "Strawberries and Cream".
So it actually smelled like Strawberry and Ass.
Which, by the way? Would not sell in mass markets.
I have a book review to post later. I just had to tell someone this.