Saturday, June 28, 2008

Make. It. Stop.

Conversation between me and Girl Child:

Girl Child: Mom? What does Orgasmic mean?

Me: LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALA!

15 comments:

Emma in Canada said...

HA! So what did you say?

This is an incomplete post if I have ever seen one.

giants fan said...

oh, my!!!!!!!

squishytushy said...

HAHAHA!!

And...???

I am Trish Marie said...

That is when I pretend they said a different word, and I explain that one. "Well Sweety, 'organic' is..."

Either than or never let them leave the house, watch tv, or read. Or listen to you talk (if you talk anything like me). Then those sticky situation won't come up.

AndreAnna said...

That word is tossed around way too often on commercials, seemingly innocuous TV shows, etc.

In my opinion, it should be reserved merely for the big O itself and, perhaps, fondue. ;)

What did you say to her?

Lara said...

LOL... and i'm glad i won't be there for awhile ;) I'll be happy to learn from how you handled it though :)

Angie said...

Okay, what show on Disney Channel is using THAT word.....because the Suite Life certainly isn't cutting it for me! :)

I'm dying to know what you said.

the planet of janet said...

"o" my goodness!

EE said...

Don't stop, Chick! More, More, More....

Tara said...

mercy! I am SO not ready for conversations like that!

Birth Sister Doula Services said...

"intensely pleasureable. now make me a sammie."

Jessalee said...

I asked my mom that very same question around that age. Her exact answer was, "I don't know." And when I asked her a year later when I heard the word again? "I don't know."

So when I later on obviously learned what it was, I had the thought, "How could my mom not know what that is?"

I tease her about it now, especially since she was so open about sex and bodies and everything else. She says, "Well, what would you have expected me to say?!?" I can't say I know the answer because when my children ask me that when they're 8 or 9, I'm fairly certain I'm going to say, "I'll tell you when you're older."

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Girl Child: Mom, what does orgasmic mean?

Chick: Orgasmic is the action of eating a piece of Godiva dark chocolate. Used in a sentence: "Oh! Gawd! This Godiva 72% dark chocolate demitasse is ORGASMIC!" Let's go get some and I'll show you!

Problem. Solved. Thank. Me. :)

Stephanie said...

HA! HA! HA!

Lil Mouse said...

hehe. that cracks me up. i asked my mom one time what a quickie was. i was reading through recipes and found an improperly written QUICHE. Needless to say I quit asking questions after that. wish i could have though.. would have made life a lot easier. i had to find out from someone who found out from someone else. i had to learn about sex on my wedding night. with my also-virgin husband. its been fun learning, though!