So, in my feeling of desperation and sadness about my personal situation, I signed up for Monster who promises me daily emails regarding jobs that would be just right for me and quite possibly change not only my outlook on life but my entire life itself.
Except, um, not so much.
I mean, granted, I feel especially honored that Monster thinks I could be the Manager of a Fortune 500 company (which apparently does taxes?), but significantly less honored when in the same email they list one of my top jobs as working as a cashier at a Pilot gas station. AND...AND! A sandwich "ARTIST" at Subway.
Now granted, Monster doesn't know that I use Turbo Tax and that touching raw lunch meat makes me physically ill, but still. Come on.
Basically? I'm getting the impression that Monster just collects any job whatsoever within 30 miles of my home and emails it to me.
I'm not sure what that says about me, or Monster.