Due to the mayhem and foolishness of the past few days, I have spent a great deal of time studying my SiteMeter. In doing so, I found the following searches which brought people to my blog.
1) Bleach his asshole
O! M! G!
I swear. I SWEAR. I have never, ever, EVER talked about bleaching anyone's asshole. I've never even THOUGHT about that.
2) Need to lose weight
Get in line, sister. Get in line.
3) Jason loves Jesus
Hysterically? This was my very own husband. I swear to Fred, he really thinks this is the name of my blog. At any rate he found it. And he reads it from time to time.
4) therapist in NC
I don't know any. I know some people in North Carolina who desperately NEED a good therapist and I know of a good therapist in East Tennessee. But I can't make those two things match up no matter what I do.
5) MY LIFE SUCKS BECAUSE I LOVE GOD
6) i love jason and he doesn't know
I'll tell him! I don't think he cares though!
7) don't love my husband anymore and want to leave
For the love of God, don't cheat before you leave. On this blog that causes a whole bunch of crap. And if you're leaving because he's gotten fat? Well, you suck.
8) maury povich show overweight child
I love Maury. He'd probably let me on his show, don't you think? I could confront my ex-husband and say, "I'm 2000 percent sure you are the father!"
But I hate my ex-husband and don't want to bother. So there's that.
9) anal beeds
It's anal BEADS. Get it right.
10) mom doesn't love me
Dude. I'm sorry. I feel the same way.
Not about you. About my own mom. Just wanted to make that clear.