Me to Jason: So, since we're doing the Buddy Walk with good, Christian folks? We're totally going to have to act right.
Me: EPIC FAIL.
Me to my friend Allison: It just sucks you know? Here I am, working my ass off to be healthy so I can raise money for these poor women who don't have medical insurance and can't afford medical care and I end up with a big breast lump!*
Allison: You should totally start raising money for prostate cancer instead.
Me to Ginger, while on a trail: Bitch, please. We don't have all day!
Dude on the trail running past us: BAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Good times everyone. Good times.
*I had a mammogram AND a breast ultrasound. I'm good. Thank God.