So Jason and I were watching informercials really early on Saturday morning.
We do that. I have no idea why.
Anyway, one of the informercials was for some mineral make-up product. They showed a before/after picture of a lady who was apparently using this miraculous product.
She had really big, dark circles under in her eyes in the "before" picture.
In the after picture? She had gorgeous, flawless skin.
And Jason said:
"She doesn't so much need make-up as she needs counseling".
I was SO going to say, "Bitch doesn't need make-up, she needs a restraining order!"
But I gave him the win. I'm cool like that.
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Awww. You're so giving, Chick!
Ever notice that one guy with the beard is in, like, 50 different informercials? He plugs everything!
You have trained him well, Yoda.
You're such a sweetie! :)
I feel the same way. Last night I was just complaining to MrB about how I don't have any friends anymore. The ones my age, that are parents, all go out and party like they're still in high school and have no responsibilities and the few friends I thought I had haven't been there for me when I needed them (my son's birth, when he was in the hospital, when I was in the hospital, etc, etc). I asked MrB why people didn't want to be friends with me even though I am a really good and loyal friend.
And I feel REALLY out of place at our church, too. Even though I like it a lot.
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