So Jason and I were watching informercials really early on Saturday morning.
We do that. I have no idea why.
Anyway, one of the informercials was for some mineral make-up product. They showed a before/after picture of a lady who was apparently using this miraculous product.
She had really big, dark circles under in her eyes in the "before" picture.
In the after picture? She had gorgeous, flawless skin.
And Jason said:
"She doesn't so much need make-up as she needs counseling".
I was SO going to say, "Bitch doesn't need make-up, she needs a restraining order!"
But I gave him the win. I'm cool like that.