Monday, March 30, 2009

PSA to local drug addicts.

If you are going to call someone's cell phone at 11:59pm? Please ensure that you are dialing the correct number before you leave a long, detailed message about how you are looking for "that thing" and you really hope whomever it is you were calling has gotten for you "that thing" because you really, really, really need "that thing".

Also? If you are going to call to try to make a buy? Please don't be high before you call. Because if you are, it will surely cause to miss the voice mail greeting which clearly states my name, in full. And my name is not the name of your dealer.
Not even close.

KTHXBI!

3 comments:

Julie said...

What's even worse is the ones at 2am drunk dialing, and you forget to turn your phone off or down, and it wakes you up.....

Patience said...

Cool! Did you turn the idiot and his phone number in??

SJ said...

Too funny. But ahem, not at 11:59PM.