If you are going to call someone's cell phone at 11:59pm? Please ensure that you are dialing the correct number before you leave a long, detailed message about how you are looking for "that thing" and you really hope whomever it is you were calling has gotten for you "that thing" because you really, really, really need "that thing".
Also? If you are going to call to try to make a buy? Please don't be high before you call. Because if you are, it will surely cause to miss the voice mail greeting which clearly states my name, in full. And my name is not the name of your dealer.
Not even close.