I don't listen to the radio with the children in the car. Not because I've suddenly decided to be a good, responsible mother or anything. Only because I really enjoy talking to them and can't do very many things at once.
They do get to listen to the radio in the Tae Kwon Do van on the way from the school to the studio. Sometimes they talk about songs they hear.
Boy Child, laughing: Mom? You know that song, "I kissed a girl?"?
Boy Child, still laughing: Mom! That guy singing it sounds just like a girl!
Me: Um, honey? It IS a girl singing that.
Boy Child, not laughing: Oh. OH.
A few moments pass, in silence.
Boy Child: Does that mean she's a tri-sexual?
Me: No. Just bi. Bi means two.
Boy Child: Oh.
A few more moments pass, in silence.
Boy Child: Thanks for that information mom. It's very helpful. Bi means two and tri means three!
Me: I'm a mom, health class, AND a math lesson!
I hope Hell isn't horribly hot.I tend to sweat.