Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Good times with the Boy Child.

Yesterday, in the car after approximately 6.5 hours:

BC: "Mom? What would be funnier? Calling someone a douchebag or writing the word douchebag in your FANCIEST CURSIVE and showing it to them?"

Me: "I have no idea. I like both ideas."



Today, after we got out of the pool:

BC: "MOM! MOM! MOM!"

Me: "What?!? What's the matter?"

BC: "I don't want to alarm you...but...I have black hairs on my toes. BLACK. Mom! They are totally black! And long! And look...I only have about three on my pinky toe! And...mom? Why are you laughing?"

7 comments:

Kimberly said...

Hee hee. I love that kid.

I have hairy toes too.

Lil Mouse said...

uh oh! cubes are next!

Jenski said...

Okay. So I haven't been posting or reading others' posts or commenting because I've been ridiculously busy. But I'm making time tonight and knew that "Good times with the Boy Child" would not disappoint. It didn't. He's wonderful (as if you didn't know...as is Girl Child).

Bethany said...

The only problem with the fancy cursive idea is many douchebags can't read.

Patience said...

"I don't want to alarm you but . . . "

That is sooooo funny!!!

Lisa Chelle said...

I think you have the cleverest, coolest boy child ever.

ohthatgirl said...

L.

O.

L.

As if writing 'douchebag' in fancy cursive wasn't enough, you had to pull out the hairy toes discovery. Too funny.