Yesterday, in the car after approximately 6.5 hours:
BC: "Mom? What would be funnier? Calling someone a douchebag or writing the word douchebag in your FANCIEST CURSIVE and showing it to them?"
Me: "I have no idea. I like both ideas."
Today, after we got out of the pool:
BC: "MOM! MOM! MOM!"
Me: "What?!? What's the matter?"
BC: "I don't want to alarm you...but...I have black hairs on my toes. BLACK. Mom! They are totally black! And long! And look...I only have about three on my pinky toe! And...mom? Why are you laughing?"