Interesting program that Greensboro North Carolina has.
I totally could have went to college for free y'all. I can't get pregnant NO MATTER WHAT I DO. I would totally be the winner and then avoid paying for all that birth control that I shelled out mucho dollars for all those years when I didn't realize how much my very own body hates me. I wouldn't have even had to take out any student loans!
And? If they had it now, for me? I could pay off my student loans.
So hit me up Knoxville! I promise I won't get pregnant! I will totally follow the program! Promise! No matter what!
Yes, I know this is a bad joke. I'm having a rough week.