-I really was going to come to your activity, pushy and annoying person. The reason I didn't come to your activity was not because you were pushy and annoying. It was because Aunt Flo was in town and I didn't want the activity to become the Red River Valley.
-I'm so geeked about the mere potential of meeting Buzz Aldrin that I can barely stand myself. GEEKED.
-I told Jason that if I get to meet Buzz (and I totally plan on doing everything I can to meet him) that I'm going to ask to have our picture made and then totally kiss him when the picture is snapped.
-Jason made a really ugly face at me so I amended it to a kiss on the cheek.
-I have a massive friend crush on someone I work with. It's really ridiculous. I just want this person to be my friend SO. BAD.
-I am so tired of sharing the following things with my husband:
1) The washer and dryer
2) The television remote
3) The bed, while sleeping
-I cannot stop with the side ponytails.
-I'm pretty much in love with Joel McHale. I'm not even ashamed.