Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Stuff I love: July 7th, 2009 edition.

1) An episode of Parental Control which I watched last night that featured a young lady singing a song about her "Lady, lady, lady business!".

She also pointed. It rocked.

2)Pretty much everything about this recap of Flowers in the Attic. I laughed so hard I'm pretty sure I ruptured something I might need in the future and I don't even care.

3)When your biggest problem is YOU. Timely!

4) This is not sexy or cool or anything, but I'm doing meal-planning with my Kroger sale paper and it's going really well! When I went to the market on Saturday they rang me up and my total was $287 (I hadn't been to the grocery store in some time and we needed EVERYTHING). They scanned my card and my coupons and I got out of there for $190.01.


5) I'm excited about this. Also? Terrified. But mostly, excited.

6) I have similar feelings about this. Because of my complete lack of social graces.

7)My dear friend Todd and his Facebook status updates such as this:

Todd has now had bloody diarrhea with tissue chunks sqirted down his shirt and into his underwear. what a great day at the ER :(

He's a vet y'all. So it's nothing freaky or anything.

Okay, it's totally freaky.

Good God, I just love him though.

Also? Reason #24547878151841421157879988 I would never survive Vet school.

8) My boss just told someone to go eat a bag of dicks.

My influence, it seems, is widespread.


Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Your influence IS widespread. You're like the Virgin Mary, just without the virginity or the halo.

Oh, and? Vet school? We won't even go there.

Jessica said...

Okay as this post popped into my google reader, I sit on the couch reading....

If There Be Thorns.

That would be one of the sequels to Flowers in the Attic.

I am rereading these books and marveling in their... badness.

Nicole said...

OMG that Flowers in the Attic thing made my day! I remember reading it in the fifth grade and thinking it was crap writing even then.

And PS -- The SFB is going to looooove you!

Kimberly said...

I have to admit number 8 is my fav. Snigger.

Mari said...

I love my Kroger card! Do you get a ten cent discount on gas for every $100 you spend? It rocks!

Erin said...

The Flowers in the Attic recap was brilliant! How could I have forgotten all of that :-)

Anonymous said...

Way to go on the shopping!!! That is totally amazing!

You will do great at the book thing!!

I wished I had the smarts to be a vet, since I love animals. Working for a vet was the best job I've ever had.

Keep up spreading your influence, it is making the world a better place :)

Robyn said...

I'm still waiting for the right moment to bust out with #8. No one will see it coming.

You are a lady of STRONG influence!

Priscilla said...

VC Andrews! I devoured these books in Jr High. WHY? They left me feeling the same way, even then! And depressing! It reminds me of what the Twilight series is. Not read them but I think they are.

Bag of dicks hahahaha

Cool boss.

SJ said...

I loved Flowers in the Attic, read the whole series!

Shooting Stars Mag said...

I've been told to read Flowers in the Attic. I don't know why I haven't as I love to read...but I will.

And that's hilarious about your friend. Goodness, I could NEVER be a vet or a doctor or anything like that. Too squeamish.


Darcy said...

I need to go shopping with you -- too bad there's no Kroger's here.

I hope your friend Todd is okay.