If you are a user of the Facebook? Please think twice before posting a status involving:
1) Who you want to sleep with.
2) How drunk you currently are.
3) Who you want to sleep with while drunk.
4) Your period or any part of your period.
5) How big your poop was.
No, I'm not kidding.
(PS: Also? If you want to be my friend, that's cool. But tell me who you are so I don't think you are a random stalker. I have those, you know.)