If you are walking? And you're about to die? And you've stuck your phone in your bra because, really, where the heck else are you supposed to stick your phone? Your phone will ring.
When you get around a large group of people.
From out of town.
Who are Quakers.
And don't appreciate the subtle nuances of your "Theme from Sanford and Son" Ringtone.
Or the fact that you reached your hand up your shirt to answer your ringing bra while saying, "How're y'all?" and trying desperately not to show them your ringing bra.
*Similar to Murphy's Law. But much more damaging and emotionally traumatic.