Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I've been a bad, bad girl.

Well, that's a nosy question, yes? But I'm a sharing type of individual, so I'll tell you all about it.

Anyway, I stole this from Annie over at Crunchy with Style! She's really cute so you should hang with her sometime. Cute kids too!

Anyway, here goes.
Here’s how it works:
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

Bring up that calculator, and get going!

* Smoked pot — $10
* Did acid — $5
* Ever had sex at church — $25
* Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
* Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
* Had sex for money — $100
* Vandalized something — $20
* Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
* Beat up someone — $20
* Been jumped — $10
* Crossed dressed — $10
* Given money to stripper — $25
* Been in love with a stripper — $20
* Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
* Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
* Ever drive drunk — $20
* Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
* Used toys while having sex — $30
* Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
* Went skinny dipping — $5
* Had sex in a pool — $20
* Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
* Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
* Cheated on your significant other — $10
* Masturbated — $10
* Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
* Done oral — $5
* Got oral — $5
* Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
* Stole something — $10
* Had sex with someone in jail — $25
* Made a nasty home video — $15
* Had a threesome — $50
* Had sex in the wild — $20
* Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
* Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
* Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
* Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
* Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
* Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
* Went streaking — $5
* Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
* Been arrested — $5
* Spent time in jail — $15
* Peed in the pool — $0.50
* Played spin the bottle — $5
* Done something you regret — $20
* Had sex with your best friend — $20
* Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
* Had anal sex — $80
* Lied to your mate — $5
* Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

My grand total?

$270

I guess I'm not SO bad. If there was a fine for something like, saying the "F" word, I'd be so screwed.

12 comments:

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

Okay, so I'm NOT going to tell you my total, but suffice it to say that anyone who has a total with$XX.50 is most definitely the one who peed in the pool!

And NO, it wasn't me!

Amy W said...

My total? $275.50 (yes, I have peed in a pool, shoot me).

Angie said...

$225

SJ said...

Oh my God you people are saints! My grand total - $335.50!!!

Great, now I'm all embarrassed.....AND I've just admitted to peeing in a pool :P

Emma in Canada said...

$435.10. Hmmm.

frannie said...

I feel like a filthy person, but $605.10.

Oh well, there goes my rep!

my4kids said...

385.50 yeah I peed in a pool and honestly anyone who says they didn't, I don't know. Also I feel kinda dirty now..........Only Emma and Frannie beat me out.

Em said...

225.50...I'm practically a saint! But we all want to get to know frannie a bit better! :)

frannie said...

oh, I'm boring now. Once everyone I knew had a "drunk Frannie" story, I knew it was time to calm down. Now I'm just a typical suburban housewife/ mother. but in my past.... stories that would make a stripper blush! :)

That Chick Over There said...

Okay, when I was 10 years old my parents got an above ground pool for the backyard with my dad's bonus. We LOVED THAT POOL. My brother told me that if I peed in the pool the water around me would turn red and everyone would know I had done it. I totally believed him.

He also told me that the bottom of the pool smelled like pizza. So I sniffed. That bastard.

Jhianna said...

I "borrowed" (okay, stole) this for a post on my blog - thanks!

Oh, and my total was $535.10 - I came in under Frannie! W00t!

Anonymous said...

That's right, told you I am back reading...grand total (I am the worst person who reads your blog)...650.60