1) Try not to physically harm co-workers.
2) Drink more Diet Pepsi.
3) Fill out last week's timesheet
4) Send Christmas gifts that have been sitting in my living room since December 1st.
5) Try not to curse under my breath at co-workers.
6) Have another Diet Pepsi.
7) Kill about 40 trees in the process of making copies that people aren't going to read anyway.
8) Curse to my office mate about other co-workers.
9) Take down Christmas decorations (yeah right).
10) Six pointless meetings.
11) Have another Diet Pepsi.