I love my sitemeter and the unique view of the world that it affords me.
Following are some of the more interesting searches that have led others to my blog recently. Enjoy!
“my son complains of an itchy butt”
“itchy butt, can’t sleep”
Have I written about itchy butts? I really don’t recall. I say so much crap I can’t be expected to remember all of it. Maybe I said my son said it sucks when you have an itchy butt? Because he says that all the time in real life.
“barry gibb’s overweight daughter”
I’m not her!
“nose bidet, Walgreens”
“Jason, kill anyone who says curse words”
Seek. Professional. Help. For the Love of God and Baby Jesus.
“I am fat and my husband no longer loves me”
I’m so sorry.
Divorce his stupid butt and go out with somebody else.
“bathroom sayings for sanitary napkins”
“i gave myself a nose job with crazy glue”
I totally want to meet you. I think we might be soul mates.
“Displayed on Butts 2 love”
Um. Okay, yeah. Whatever turns you on.
“What to do if your flip flops make a squeaky noise”
Duh! You DANCE!