My husband and I were watching television yesterday and a tampon commercial came on.
What is it with tampon commercials anyway? I genuinely do not understand why the people who make tampons, pads, and the individuals who own Wal-Mart feel the need to advertise. I mean, if you are a girl you have to use tampons or pads. It's like advertising air.
And Wal-Mart? Judging by the Wal-Mart here? Everyone is already there anyway. Why bother?
The tampon commerical (and I can't remember the brand) stated that it was the "NEW CARDBOARD!" version.
I was a bit puzzled by this and watched in fascination.
After the commercial was over, I looked at Jason and asked, "Who would want a cardboard tampon?"
And he replied, "Not my baby! My baby wants a...SMOOOOOOOTH APPLICATOR! Smooth applicator!"
(Sung to the tune of: Smooth Operator. By Sade.)
My life is Freaking Brilliant.