Monday, September 17, 2007

All kinds of news stories!

O.J. arrested!

Kids crocs get stuck in an escalator!

Men more likely to not wash after bathroom use!

Anorexia websites make even thin women feel bad!

and by far the least shocking:

Britney Spears temporarily loses custody of her kids!

I mean, man. You've spiraled pretty far downward when this man:

is deemed a better parent than you.

I'm just sayin'.


Angie said... nailed it. I wrote a little sarcastic blurb about Mr. Simpson today. . . oh, and I paid homage to you, too.


And Britney and the kids? For the love. . .

stepmomof2 said...

Eh, finally O.J. will be doing some time even if it's for the wrong crime, lol.

Blue Momma said...

I hadn't heard about Britney. Talk about having it all and screwing it up.

And I don't even like to talk about OJ! After all of these years I still can't get over that verdict!

Jocelyn said...

I stood at a party last week and, in a conversational lull, found myself exclaiming, "Six months ago, who knew I'd be touting K. Fed's parental prowess? Go K. Fed!!"

After another drink, I started talking about how hard it is to find a bra that fits well.

After that, I launched into how superficial my mother is and how my high school boyfriend was gay.

I'm a regular party-livener.

my4kids said...

I heard about the kids crocs thing awhile ago actually and was pretty surprised by the OJ thing...maybe. I also heard they won't give him a bail as his is considered a flight risk after the last incident....hmm yeah well duh!

The Britney Spears thing is a bit sad, I mean for the kids. I mean what can we expect for them when the better parent is Kevin Federline? Yes sad.

Anonymous said...

I hadn't heard about Britney. It's sad and it's not. I guess.

Have to admit I laughed when I heard about O.J. At least he'll be in jail for something. Although, had he been convicted before? This wouldn't be happening.

CPA Mom said...

Amen sister! Just what planet are we living on that a man like that is deemed a better parent? Planet LUNACY.

EE said...

I hadn't heard about Britney's latest either. Guess I'd better head over to Perez H. after this...