Boy Child and Girl Child were having a discussion about the movie "Carrie" this morning. Neither of them has ever SEEN the movie "Carrie" and Girl Child was referring to it as "Kerr" this morning, but both of them obviously have a great deal of knowledge about it, as evidenced by the conversation they were having.
BC: So then, she gets oxen blood all over her.
GC: Oxen blood! No, it was pig blood!
BC: I'm pretty sure it was oxen blood Girl Child.
GC: No. I'm sure. I'm certain. I'm positive. It was pig blood.
BC: Mom? Was it pig blood.
Me: It was pig blood.
BC: Gah. That's asstastic.
BC: Mom? I forget. Is asstastic good or bad?
GC: Really, it could go either way.
BC: No kidding. I mean, one the one hand you say ass, which is usually bad.
GC, interjecting: Especially if you've been eating beans!
BC: But then there's "tastic", like fantastic. Which is good.
GC: It's not just good. It's fantastic!
BC: But the ass is SO bad-
Me: Can you guys please just get out of the car and go to freaking school now?!?!?
I mean really.
Oxen blood? Come on.