I am about to die here.
Seriously. It's miserable. I had absolutely no idea how reliant I am on the computer until I don't have one. Even though Jason frequently refers to me as being "glued to the computer" and makes references to my withdrawals and whatnot.
Good thing I hardly ever listen to him anyway.
I have a tracking number. It is at the DHL close to me...and I can't go get it.
I called and asked, very, very nicely if they would just hold the shipment so I could come pick it up and they said no. The very nice lady said they have to ATTEMPT delivery first, even though I won't be home and I promised her I wouldn't be home and if they would just hold it there I would come and sign for it and show my drivers license and even bake her some delicious oatmeal raisin cookies and she still said no.
I should have offered chocolate chip. I don't think things through.
Anyway. Hopefully TOMORROW I'll have my new computer at home and I'll be back to posting useless crap in no time.
I know you all are just holding your breath for it.