Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Everyone: DELURK.

You might have noticed that really pretty purple button on my sidebar? The one that says that today is the Great Mofo Delurk?

Yeah. It is.

If you click it you can get the whole story behind it. It's funny. Go read it. I don't mind.

Are you back? Good.

Now let me know you are here! I am going to make a huge effort today to visit every single person on my blogroll and all those people who I keep meaning to add to my blogroll too. So dedicated to this task am I, I will neglect my other responsibilities. Just for you guys.

I'm thoughtful like that.

What are you waiting for? Say hello!

69 comments:

Bunny said...

Hello! Hello! Delurking to tell you I love your blog, I think you are hilarious.

Sarcasta-Mom said...

:) Good times. I try not to lurk unless I truly have nothing to say, which is rare. So Hello!

Kellie said...

I don't lurk. You probably wish I did with all my stupid ass comments I leave.

Like this: I love shoes! And purses! And Target! And you! :)

SJ said...

Just popping in to say hello! No, no - no de-lurking here.....

:)

Wondering Woman said...

I have my favorite bloggers, of which you are one, and I usually stop in at least once a day for a visit. I'm on a mountaintop in Arkansas, surrounded by nature yet able to be part of this high-tech world at the same time. These are amazing times and people like you make it so much fun. Eeekk, I just read anonymous above me -- but isn't the internet wonderful - you can just delete the creeps instead of having to move to get away from them!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Hey. I never just lurk. I'm a loud mouth Texan. I always leave comments. And, you know I think you are fabulous!

CPA Mom said...

well, I've been bad lately about leaving comments....i read every single day and sometimes, I'm just laughing too hard to say anything coherent. you ROCK CHICK!

(anon commenters SUCK ASS and should go crawl back into their dark holes - not WOMAN enough to leave your name? You are NOT WORTH the oxygen you are WASTING)

Bethany said...

You know I'm always here. Thanks for coming by my place today- even though there is really no reason to lately!

Also I would like to commend the anonymous asshat on their particularly vicious comment. That't the nastiest comment I've read in a while. I'll bet you are proud of yourself. Too bad you're a chickenshit asshole and can't own your comments. Bitch.

Chelle said...

I'm here, as always. Don't always post, but know I love what you write :)

hello insomnia said...

Yay for delurking!

Jennifer A said...

Hello from Massachusetts! Delurking to say I love this blog, and can I add it to my blogroll? You make me laugh, and you just seem like a really cool person. And I can't tell you how you made my day when you posted your tribute to stepmothers. Thanks!

Jennifer

nailgirl said...

Shit I missed the anon comment. Did she pretend to be all bad ass and spew forth stuff she knows nothing abbout?
You know I love ya chick.

Catwoman said...

Would you like me to start lurking so that I may then delurk and make you feel like "oh goodie! Another delurker?"

Because I feel lame for posting when I'm not lurking anywhere.

Sleeping Mommy said...

Hola! I actually discovered the great MOFO Delurk day through you a few days ago. I think its about time.

So while I'm a fulltime lurker I'll still give a shout! HOLA!!!

Shari said...

So glad I already delurked! :)

Lost A Sock said...

Holla! :o)

Julie said...

hey there hi there ho there!

Or, as Ned Flanders would say "Hidely ho".

Amy W said...

Hey! Not delurking, just saying hi....how many days until vacation???

M said...

I'm a lurker. You don't even know I exist. I hide in the shadows and shriek with my kids.

WTF am I talking about? Hell if I know. Good thing you already love me.

All I gotta say? I'm gonna cut the anonymous ass holes. Though as I've said before that's just proof that you are too damn popular for your own good and someone has no life.

Love you on bagels even.

stepmomof2 said...

Hi, just saying hello as I've already de-lurked long again :-)

stepmomof2 said...

Oh my Lord, I meant long ago...hides in embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

I stumbled on your blog, somehow, I don't know how about 5 months ago and now I check it every day, sometimes twice a day. You are so funny. Your kids are funny. You are so real too and that is what makes your blog probably the best blog I've ever read. You don't know me at all, I live in florida, work for a nonprofit, engaged, pregnant and step mum to a 17 year old. But I feel like you are one of my best friends, like I HAVE TO know how you are doing each and every day. you have seriously made me guffaw and have made me cry. You don't know this, but we share a lot in common, just in terms of outlook. I can't thank you enough, you stranger to me, for keeping me laughing and sometimes crying every day. Bless your head and curse that b*tch who wants to drive a knife between you and your man, she's obviously jealous because you are so unbelievably fantastic.

Dawn~a~Bon said...

Hey darling, delurking here to say that we need to do lunch or a pedicure sometime. Or both!
:o)

Doug said...

I think I've delurked before, but since you're still a daily read for me, I'll do so again. :)

Beckie said...

I think that I will comment down here rather than up there. I am not really delurking because this is my first time here, but it looks like I arrived in the middle of some drama. You go girl!

Anyway, I followed the link from somewhere...hell, I can't even remember where now.

Emma in Canada said...

I don't really get nasty comments. It's a sign of a great blog when you do though I think. jealousy overwhelms some people.

I'm not really delurking, but I've been the shits about commenting lately. But it doesn't mean I don't love you.

audrey said...

Hola! I mostly lurk over here, but I think I have commented once or twice before. Love your blog!

~JJ! said...

I'm not a lurker...

I'm a love-a.

You rock.

And I love that response to AnonymASS.

Go girl

Priscilla said...

Hi Chick!

Delurking.

I really enjoy your blog. And it's such a pretty site too!

And your stalker. . . . Who cares? Plenty of unhappy people out there. And guess who wakes up to that great guy every morning? And loves your children as his own?

You're a lucky woman.

Wendy said...

I read you everyday, but rarely comment:( I really should though because you are one of the few bloggers who actually can make me cry and laugh all in the same post!!

JustRandi said...

Just popping in to the comments to say I love your blog. I don't always agree with you, but I love the way you write!

frannie said...

you already know me, but "hi" anyway!

Cindy Keery said...

Hello! I've been reading your blog for about a month and find your writing style very humorous and interesting. Keep it up! :-)

Cindy

Shari said...

Part of me wants to respect your wishes on the "no comments" but you know what? I've never been one to follow the rules and I was always the kid that didn't pick on anyone except the kids who picked on my friends.

I just want to tell you that one time, when I was in high school, someone wrote something mean about me on the bathroom wall... And you know what? It made my day. Because if they're talking about you then you're in the front of their mind and obviously popular as hell.

So up her Ass with Mobile gas... Does anyone say that anymore? Tough shit if they don't.

Now I have to go wash my mouth out with anti-bacterial hand soap in the fragrance of vanilla spice. ;)

Thea said...

Delurking sounds so dirty, it really does. Much worse than lurking. But whatever.

You are a daily read for me because you are the bees knees. I just never comment because the hilarity of your posts makes my attempt at humorous comments pale in comparison.

Dude, you rock.

Emily said...

Not really a lurker, but just wanted to say hidey ho. Not calling you a ho or anything. Just saying it like mr. hanky, from South Park. Ya know? Oh, nevermind.....forget I said anything but hello!

Angie said...

Hey there! Love these recent posts that I have missed due to my busy-ness.

Trolls need to go back under their respective bridges.

Love U chick!

Christie said...

I think you know I'm out here, but I'll delurk just in case! :)

Love your blog!

Edie C said...

Howdy Howdy! You're going to be reading for a LONG time! :)

I love your blog. I read it every day, even when I don't comment. :) You always say something that makes me laugh or at least hits home in some respect. Thank you for the daily entertainment!!

jan said...

You make me laugh all the time! And when people are mean to you, I feel sad for you, like I know you or something. You are an awesome chick!

Wenderina said...

I'm pissed I only learned of the October 3rd great De-Lurk just now. Will post my own and see how many people are out there. Chick -you know you inspire me, so keep up the great blogging. We're listening/reading every day!

Mich said...

Hi! I found your blog through the Mother Talk reviews and think you are hilarious.....and douche-holeish may be my new favorite word.

Vanessa said...

hey lady! Love your blog, thanks for the laughs!

Stephanie said...

I've commented before, but I must admit I mostly lurk--I read every day. Think your blog is awesome, your humor is hysterical (even if it IS sometimes Mom Humor--gasp), and your ability to be real is amazing.

Adventures in Baby Fat said...

Here I am! Stop yelling at me!

You know I love you and read. You have to know. Daily. Daily Chick fix.

Shanilie said...

Hey! I am going to de-lurk as well. I come by as often as I can....usually daily ;) but when I miss a few days I have a LOT of reading to catch up on. You are a faithful blogger and I enjoy knowing that this is one blog I can come to because I know

1. there will be a new post :)

2. It makes me smile and laugh

3. and it makes me happy to know that there are 'real' people out there not afraid to be themselves so THANK YOU!

Creamy Silver said...

Hello..lo...lo...

Making my way in PA said...

I believe I have commented before, but seriously, you crack my ass up. Each cheek at a time.

And secondly. That hussy in the post above is a straight up terd.

Blue Momma said...

Ok, I just commented and it disappeared. Damn blogger.

I don't lurk because I can't resist talking to/at/about you!

Love your blog of course. And 49 comments? Obviously I'm not the only one!

Can you have your lurkers talk to my lurkers? Because most of mine are still lurking.

Or maybe I just don't have any...~sniff~

Joey said...

Okay.
Hahah.
I usually comment, well. In my mind I comment, but generally i don't have the time. I do read. Like word.
:-)
-jaf

Tiger Lamb Girl said...

I hope you know I LOVE your blog. You make me smile. Big. And you make me laugh so hard sometimes my sides hurt. I don't comment every post, so it's fair to say I'm half-de-lurking since I only lurk sometimes.

You're faithful lurker/stalker/wannabefriend.;)

velocibadgergirl said...

Hey, hot stuff! You already know I'm here, loud and proud, but let's make it official!

*smooches*

willowtree said...

Ok, I'm here, what happens now?

Morgan Leigh said...

I've delurked. I've lurked. I've come and gone. Here I am again! :-) Love your blog. :-)

Pgoodness said...

Hi there! I've commented before, but I had to at least say hi on today of all days!!

Christy said...

Adding my name to the huge list - I've posted before, but I'll do it again. HI!!

Jen said...

I'm still here, stalking you every day!! :)

BS said...

I don't comment each and every time but I read you daily and love it every time. I'd love to get the amount of comments you get on a regular basis. When I grow up I want to be just like you.

NYOSM said...

Okay... I know you said not to comment about the anonymous nutbag but I can't help it. You talk about my family and... well, I usually don't care but my Chick is different. You're not just my Sistah-Boo; you're my best friend (do you like how I used "you're" correctly? I knew you would). That anonymous bitch may know your husband but she doesn't know you. Clearly. I feel I can speak about you with some authority as I have known you since the day I was born. And you? You are a much classier person than I could ever hope to be. It amazes me that you can be so open and honest in your blog. Not that you aren't open and honest in person... I just mean that you have an impact on so many people. I admit that sometimes I lurk. But you know why I do that? I love to read the comments. It makes my heart happy that so many people who might never have known you get to see how talented and special my sister is. You make me proud and I love you, Schmoopy.

Sidenote to the anonymous whorebag:

If I had a dick, I'd tell you to suck it.

Jhianna said...

Semi-delurking, hiya!

I love reading your stuff.

Amira said...

Holy crap, Chick. 60 comments?

You are loved...and you SO deserve it.

Thanks for being part of my blog world. I feel honored!

It's time to have my own delurking day.

Britmum said...

I am always, always reading your blog. Just sometimes I don't have anything decent and witty to say but Chick I love you to bits and pieces.

Hugs xx

my4kids said...

Wow did you know you had so many lurkers out there?
I love ya too chick and that annonymous person just needs to get out.

rabidmonkey said...

hi. i've known VBG for coming up on half my life, and one day i followed a link to something funny here. been back 2 or 3 times for a dose of new funny. thought i should say hi, since i picked today of all days.

Sabrina said...

I'm a bit behind. Found your blog through Edie C and Amy W so blame them if I become annoying. I'm delurking :) Love your blog, read it as much as I can without getting fired at work :)

Lizarita said...

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake. And I got your awesomely radical gift. And thank you.

J said...

totally late on the de-lurking, and i think i've commented at least once before, but oh well. hello, chick!
you are still one of my favorite bloggers ever! you and your stories crack me up every single time i visit. keep up the good work! :)

Kimberly said...

I'm not a lurker, I've just been away. 68 comments Chick. Yay you!

Rachel said...

I'm not a lurker, I'm just super slow!!

Holy shit! 69 freakin comments.

Teehee. 69.