Boy Child, doing his homework: Mom? Remember that time you helped me with my homework?
Me: Um, I help you every night, don't I?
Boy Child, grinning: No, that one time? That you had to help me? And you did a word search?
Me: Oh yeah. I remember that.
Boy Child, laughing: And you put all those cuss words in it? Like ass? Along with the regular words?
Me, smiling: Yeah, I remember.
Boy Child, weeping with laughter: And the teacher didn't even notice!
Me, laughing: Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Boy Child, wiping his eyes: Mom! You're PRICELESS.