Recently my lovely family and I were all sitting around the table having dinner. My husband mentioned that one of his employees had called in sick to work that day.
I? Did not like this woman. He no longer works with her because he is now manager of another branch, so it's a non-issue, but I didn't like her. At all. There was just something about her that irritated me. Possibly the fact that she was very blatant about her desire to sleep with my husband. I'm not sure.
Anyway, being the extraordinarily inappropriate individual I am, I said, "What was wrong with her? A case of acute gonorrhea?"
Jason shrugged and gave me a half-smile.
Girl Child, nodded, sadly. "I've had that."
Jason and I exchanged glances.
"You? You've had acute gonorrhea?"
"Yes," she nodded sadly again. "It was horrible!"
"Girl Child," I said, trying to control the maniacal laughter rising up from my soul, "you've had ACUTE GONORRHEA?"
"Yes," she said wisely. "It was explosive."
"Girl Child," I said, steadily. "Diarrhea?"
And she replied, "That's what I said. Explosive gonorrhea."
I am so going straight to hell on a very fast train.
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