My friend Allison, to me: I need to start my own business.
Me: Doing what?
Allison: Straightening out men. Making them act right.
Me: You could totally do that.
Allison: I know! And I could call my business, "I'll straighten your ass out, Inc."
Me, mulling it over: I think that's actually called being a dominatrix.
Allison: Yeah. Maybe.
Me: Still. You could make a lot of money. Even if you aren't a slave to the wang.
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Ha!
Okay, for once, I'm grateful we live so far away.....
but just this once.....
Blessings.
Oh, yeah. Whip city!
LMAO - I could refer a few friends of mine to her if she ever decides to go for it.
It could be a lucrative business. I'd like to get involved in the "straightening asses out" industry.
she could hire me!
Oh, my dear. You'd make a fortune.
She would have to call it "I'll Straighten HIS Ass Out, Inc" because there is not one man in the entire universe who would admit he doesn't act right. The clientelle would be wives and girlfriends. Mothers probably wouldn't hire her, as they tend to think their sons are perfect, excepting in wife/girlfriend choice, and for that they can suck it anyway.
I would donate to that business. Heck, I would make baked goods and sell them and donate all the proceeds to that business.
haha.
it'd be like dog obedience class for for men. where's the sign up sheet? do owners have to be present? haha.
haha! :)
OMG, LET MY HUSBAND BE HER FIRST CLIENT!!!!!!
I have a couple she can straighten out!!! And a friend who'd be a FABULOUS partner! :)
Does Allison do house calls? I'd love to have her over for about..a year...to work with my hubby!
Millions are to be made in this endeavor!!!
I wish my hubby weren't so sweet so I could sic her on him, 'cause that would be fuuuun!
It would be like finishing school for men! That's a wonderful idea. Would they enroll on their own or would this be like committing them to a behavior asylum?
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