Tonight:
Chick, to Boy and Girl Child: So I told the people at work that I wanted to get all of us T-shirts that say, "We kick ass for the Lord!" and you know what? They think I'm awful.
Boy Child: They suck ass.
Chick: You know that's right.
Boy Child: Mom? You know I'm a green belt? I could totally kick ass for the Lord.
Chick: I know!
Boy Child, after a moment: I could also kick ass at your work. Because they are douchebags.
Girl Child: Only if it's in the name of the Lord, Boy Child. Kicking ass for no reason isn't nice.
So wise, these children. So wise.
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wise beyond their years, they are.
I would ask how your kids got to be so funny but I can tell they get it from their momma.
hahaha i just laughed so hard
your kids are the best!!
hahaha i just laughed so hard
your kids are the best!!
You are raising two smart children!!
Oh my! First of all, if you make those shirts, I so need one. Second, your kids are the funniest kids ever. But don't tell me kids I said that. They would be mad.
I love boy child.
You done good, Chick. You done good.
Like Mother, like boy and girl child!
Holy Crap!
You crack me up.
Blessings.
Oh my gosh! That is just too funny!
Why is it kids always seem to be able to make us laugh, even when we are not feeling much like laughing?
And if you get those shirts, we wanna see them!!!
Pictures of the shirts please!
to think I'd wash my 5 year old's mouth out with soap if he said ass yet here I sit, laughing my hiney off at your kids. They are a scream!!
ha ha ha ha ... could I borrow your kids for a bit? I have some people here that could use a serious ass kicking!
Yeah, I wouldn't want Caroline to say it. . . but hearing your two say it CRACKS me up!! : )
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I think those shirts would sell out.
I'm serious.
Sage advice, Girl Child, sage advice.
You are raising a couple of people that I'd like to know. (Being a non-parent, that's the best way I could think of saying it.)
Love your conversation with your kids. It sounds like they will be able to handle most anything the world throws at them!
Holy crap, that is hilarious. Kicking ass for the Lord! Nice!
Nevermind the Lord, your kids totally kick ass!
Hilarious. Who knew that having children would be awesome on so many levels? They make us laugh uproariously AND provide awesome blog fodder...
:)
I had Mark read this over my shoulder. He laughed out loud.
You done good!
I'm so glad I'm not alone in letting my kids say these words.
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