Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Come on to my house, to my house.

Tonight:

Chick, to Boy and Girl Child: So I told the people at work that I wanted to get all of us T-shirts that say, "We kick ass for the Lord!" and you know what? They think I'm awful.

Boy Child: They suck ass.

Chick: You know that's right.

Boy Child: Mom? You know I'm a green belt? I could totally kick ass for the Lord.

Chick: I know!

Boy Child, after a moment: I could also kick ass at your work. Because they are douchebags.

Girl Child: Only if it's in the name of the Lord, Boy Child. Kicking ass for no reason isn't nice.


So wise, these children. So wise.

25 comments:

frannie said...

wise beyond their years, they are.

Allie Bear said...

I would ask how your kids got to be so funny but I can tell they get it from their momma.

mom2twoangels said...

hahaha i just laughed so hard

your kids are the best!!

mom2twoangels said...

hahaha i just laughed so hard

your kids are the best!!

AndreAnna said...

You are raising two smart children!!

Morgan Leigh said...

:-)

I am Trish Marie said...

Oh my! First of all, if you make those shirts, I so need one. Second, your kids are the funniest kids ever. But don't tell me kids I said that. They would be mad.

Blue Momma said...

I love boy child.

Kimberly said...

You done good, Chick. You done good.

Military Mom said...

Like Mother, like boy and girl child!

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

Holy Crap!

You crack me up.

Blessings.

Le Petite Redhead said...

Oh my gosh! That is just too funny!

Why is it kids always seem to be able to make us laugh, even when we are not feeling much like laughing?

And if you get those shirts, we wanna see them!!!

Tulip Girl said...

Pictures of the shirts please!

CPA Mom said...

to think I'd wash my 5 year old's mouth out with soap if he said ass yet here I sit, laughing my hiney off at your kids. They are a scream!!

Tara said...

ha ha ha ha ... could I borrow your kids for a bit? I have some people here that could use a serious ass kicking!

Angie said...

Yeah, I wouldn't want Caroline to say it. . . but hearing your two say it CRACKS me up!! : )

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Catwoman said...

I think those shirts would sell out.

I'm serious.

Rachel said...

Sage advice, Girl Child, sage advice.

Jhianna said...

You are raising a couple of people that I'd like to know. (Being a non-parent, that's the best way I could think of saying it.)

judy in ky said...

Love your conversation with your kids. It sounds like they will be able to handle most anything the world throws at them!

Sarcasta-Mom said...

Holy crap, that is hilarious. Kicking ass for the Lord! Nice!

squishytushy said...

Nevermind the Lord, your kids totally kick ass!

Stephanie said...

Hilarious. Who knew that having children would be awesome on so many levels? They make us laugh uproariously AND provide awesome blog fodder...

:)

Angie said...

I had Mark read this over my shoulder. He laughed out loud.

You done good!

Trouble said...

I'm so glad I'm not alone in letting my kids say these words.