Chick, to Boy and Girl Child: So I told the people at work that I wanted to get all of us T-shirts that say, "We kick ass for the Lord!" and you know what? They think I'm awful.
Boy Child: They suck ass.
Chick: You know that's right.
Boy Child: Mom? You know I'm a green belt? I could totally kick ass for the Lord.
Chick: I know!
Boy Child, after a moment: I could also kick ass at your work. Because they are douchebags.
Girl Child: Only if it's in the name of the Lord, Boy Child. Kicking ass for no reason isn't nice.
So wise, these children. So wise.