Saturday, February 09, 2008

Slave to the wang.

Apparently? I use the word "penis" a lot on this blog.

Wanna know how I know that? (Other than the fact that I, you know, write this blog?)

My sitemeter tells me the following searches have lead people to my blog recently:

1) Big Hairy penis
Oh, EWW!

2) My penis Blog Site
Good luck with that

3) Jason's penis
He would be mortified. Seriously. Mortified.

4) Never seen my husband's penis
I have no words.

5) PENIS penis
Just like that. Big and small.


Oh, HA! I made a funny!

6) Blog about my penis
I don't have one, so this isn't it.


And since I've just typed penis about six hundred more times, can you imagine my site meter next week?

It's going to be awesome. We'll have so much to laugh about.

23 comments:

nailgirl said...

Giggle. My 8 year old told me yesterday that his penis hurt. What a difference a generation makes huh. I was glad that he told me and let me examine it. Btw.... it seems to be fine in case your'e wondering.

Blue Momma said...

Your blog is so much more interesting than mine! When I posted that Aidan said Daddy had a penis on his butt I still got no interesting hits!

Must take notes on your blog from now on.......

Wenderina said...

Don't site meters pick up comments as well? Penis penis penis penis penis. And for good measure dick, wang, schlong, prick.

Let's all Wang Chung tonight.

Angie said...

I have so much to learn. . . : )

I am Trish Marie said...

Want to know what I am going to spend my morning doing? Seeing just how many different searches using the word penis I can come up with that pull up your blog.

Allie Bear said...

That is so funny, I just posted yesterday about how everyday I get a search for ambulance cake. I don't get what these strange people are hoping to find.
I did the same thing though and posted all about ambulance cake yesterday (whatever that is) so I'll probably get even more hits now and they'll probably be upset that there is no actual ambulance cake there...lol.

tiger lamb girl said...

*giggling like a 6 yr old*

Morgan Leigh said...

:) That is sooo funny. ::giggle:: Can't wait till next week! Hahahah.

Military Mom said...

Hehe, that's why I love your blog. I get to giggle like a school girl for no good reason, other than it's just funny. Keep it up!

Jenski said...

Oooo...I should go look up various combinations of 'penis' and other words and see if I can find your blog.

What's the point of searching "PENIS penis"???

Theresa said...

Well, I promise I didn't find you blog by any remotely penis-related search. But they are good for a laugh...as well as other things. ;)

Kimberly said...

I sicken myself with home much I'm giggling over this post. How old am I?! Hee hee...

Rebecca said...

"Never seen my husband's penis"...
What the hell? I can't make mine stop showing it to me.....hahahaha!

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

What is there to say?
I was here, I read, I laughed.....I got nothing else to say.

You crack me up.

Blessings.

Mikey said...

I love coming here when you do that!
Chick, you slay me. Really. I'm still laughing...

Jocelyn said...

I like to think your blog then improves these random penis searchers. Surely, some of them must stay and end up finding out how damn lucky their pornographic searches are.

Dawn~a~Bon said...

slave to the wang! I'm going to have to tell my HOsband about that one!

everaftermyway said...

Bwahahahaahaha!

A's Mom said...

Now that's the funny side of Chick that we know and love. Thanks for the laugh!

SJ said...

Oh that's funny - I love the search for PENIS penis. I mean, really?

Squishy Tushy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(particularly in reference to your big & small funny...)

...and now, just thinking about it, I'm laughing again.

Rachel said...

Never seen husband's penis??? WTF??? How does one accomplish such a thing?

EE said...

Several months ago I wrote a post about a ferret and posted a picture.
I get at least 20 hits a day from people googling ferret pictures.
You could increase your traffic even more if you posted pictures...I'm just sayin' ;)