Apparently? I use the word "penis" a lot on this blog.
Wanna know how I know that? (Other than the fact that I, you know, write this blog?)
My sitemeter tells me the following searches have lead people to my blog recently:
1) Big Hairy penis
2) My penis Blog Site
Good luck with that
3) Jason's penis
He would be mortified. Seriously. Mortified.
4) Never seen my husband's penis
I have no words.
5) PENIS penis
Just like that. Big and small.
Oh, HA! I made a funny!
6) Blog about my penis
I don't have one, so this isn't it.
And since I've just typed penis about six hundred more times, can you imagine my site meter next week?
It's going to be awesome. We'll have so much to laugh about.