Oh my good gravy y'all.
A while back I had applied to this Craiglist posting which said it was looking for bloggers who could write about parenting and family and relationships and whatnot. I responded to the Craiglist ad and then forgot about it. If memory serves (and it may not because I check every single Craiglist board for the entire country and apply to anything I might be remotely qualified for in relation to writing) this particular ad asked you to list your blog or blogs, if you currently had one.
So I did.
I'll spare you the entire letter, but this gem just screams to be posted:
"Unfortunatley in today's society everyone with an blog thinks they are a writer. Ma'am, you are many things, but you are not a writer."
I wonder what those things are? They can't even SEE my hot ass on this blog, so that can't be it.
I responded, "Thank you for your consideration" and the email bounced back.
Seriously? Didn't I say I was going to write a book of all my rejection letters? Because this one is so LOLtastic, it's going to have to go into the book.