Boy Child, to Jason: Dad? Is asinine like a ninja?
Jason: Um, what?
Boy Child: You know. Asinine? Is that like a ninja or a regular karate guy?
Jason: Um. What?
Boy Child: Asinine. I just need to know if they do jujitsu.
Girl Child: Assassin?
Boy Child: That's it. Ass-in's.
Boy Child: Because if they do? I'll be all like, "SWEEEEEEET!"